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Nichole, 40

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I'm crazy funny. Like to make people laugh. Tired of all the drama! I look younger than I am and my personality is younger. I'm a very involved parent. My children come first. But I do take time for me. I do have a dark sense of humor. I am me and that's all I can be. Let's chat first and see where it goes. I'm an open person and not opposed to more, meaning a relationship not sex as if that's where it goes. Didn't think I had to specify that but guess I do. My other loves are my animals. I've had snakes and a pigmy hedgehog in the past but now I just have four little dogs. Viscious little protectors! Love NCIS Abby would fit right in with my family!I used to worry about what others think and suppress myself but now I really don't care. Either you like me cause I'm outspoke or you hate me either way is fine with me.No stalkers! No psycho exgirlfriends. Boondock Saints is my favorite movie! If you have seen it you know why and my kids love it too! If you haven't then you need too and then you will see where I'm coming from. Good food good friend good laughs good times best family. Not in that order but that is priceless! Quiet place something different or something comfortable. Drinks or to eat. Play 20 questions one for one anything goes. If you place limits on the questions you will not get to know the real person or what they really want.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Ihatenoseypeyc

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-45

    Hi! My name is Ihatenoseypeyc. I am separated catholic caucasian woman with kids from Nampa, Idaho, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

  • Marian

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    I hate describing myself. I am a BLAST! I mean really, simply put. There isn't really anything I'm not willing to try once (I have a scar to prove it!) I have a TON of energy, I like to go, do, see & be. Yet, there is nothing like a quiet evening home curled up with wine & movies. I love to travel; I wish I could do it all the time. Unfortunately, no matter how often I check my backyard, there is no money tree! ;-) I tend to be a bit on the sarcastic side & borderline sassy. Consider yourself warned. As long as I'm laughing...it’s FUNNY! My children are the sun, moon and stars. I will not expect any man to love them like I do, nor do I expect my children to love him, as they do me. What I will expect is respect, honor, kindness, strength & loyalty to my family, they are all I have. If I deem you so worthy as to allow you into the lives of my children & invite you to become a part of my family; I will expect that you protect us, love us & be passionate about us. Sounds a bit demanding you say? I don't think so at all. I'm a great Mom, with great children, because I'm raising them with great authority, great self-esteem & great respect for all human kind. I will not allow anyone to screw that up! LOL I can do that all by myself! LOL I don't have D.T.F. written on my forehead. So, if you're just looking to "get it in", I am NOT the "hit-it & quit-it" girl. Nope, you've got the WRONG one. I am looking for a serious long-term relationship. I don't care about your past ex's & I'm sure you don't care about mine. If you keep looking behind you, you are sure to miss the amazing things in front of you. So, if you're "hung-up" on her, do yourself a favor & don't respond...LOL...seriously. I love life and everything life has to offer, I want to share my passion for life with someone who is easy going, fun, caring, compassionate, trustworthy, kind, loving & attractive. Yup, she said it....attractive! Looks are important to me. We might connect on a mental level and have that just fit, but if I'm not physically attracted to you, it's still not gonna work. I guess what I'm trying to get at is I want romance, passion, desire & unconditional love all tied up in a big red bow! Considering my last profile was too "mean" for some of you boys...(please note that if you are a man, then you know I am not talking about you...duh). I am gonna try very hard to be as diplomatic as I possibly can. So, let's not get it all twisted, I know the tooth count in this town is less than 100, rest assured, my children & I possess approximately 84 of them (please note my daughter is missing teeth, let's cut her some slack, she is only 9 and still enjoys a visit from the tooth fairy!) Just sayin'...2) Really, if I don't respond to your ***, it's because I'M NOT INTERESTED. It may be a multitude of reasons why I'm not. If you *** why I didn't respond to your first message, I'm gonna respond with brutal honesty & it is highly unlikely that you will take my response as constructive criticism. You WILL be offended. So save yourself the embarrassment & keep lookin'.3) I cannot I believe I have to say this again but seriously, LOOKS MATTER~!! Call me shallow, call me superficial, I really don't care what you think I am. If I am not physically attracted to you, it's just not gonna work. Really, I understand falling out of the ugly tree on occasion & whacking a couple of branches on the way down; some of you look like you got gangbanged by the entire effing forest~! Look in the mirror, and then send me a message.4) Don't send me a message if you are questioning your own sexuality. (Yes, there is a story that goes with that.) Don't send me a message if you just want me to keep you company while you are deployed. (Yup...got a great story for that one too.) Don't propose to me on the first date. (Ring...knee...whole 9 yards...good story there too.)

  • Jeanine

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    I am an honest person. I work hard for the things that I have in my life and I like to play as hard as I work. I like to go to the beach, hang out on the boat, travel, rent a good movie and work on home improvement projects/gardening. I am very much a homebody and I truly enjoy having someone to cook meals with and snuggling on the couch and watching a movie - but also like to get dressed up and go out for the evening. I am the girl next door that can fit into about every kind of social situation and can find something to talk about with just about anyone. I have a great sense of humor and can take a joke - I love a guy that can make me laugh and i don't have a problem laughing at myself. Family is important to me - I spend a lot of time with my family doing family outings, vacations and cookouts; and I'd really like someone to share it with. I am looking to find someone to laugh with, make some memories with and hope that to someday build a positive future with. I am pretty much game for anything - as long as we're having fun and we're still smiling.What I'm looking for (in no particular order): - Someone who is considerate and caring; actually cares about my feelings- Someone who is financially secure- Someone that I don't need to clean up after- Someone who takes pride in their appearance- Must enjoy home cooked meals (or at least pretend to like my cooking)- Enjoys family & kidsI do NOT want: - To feel that my daughter is a burden or an inconvenience to them (I have time for you too)- To be your maid or your mother- Someone who plays video games to an extreme (unless it's to bond with the kids)- To be used as your personal ATM - To be a "friend with benefits" or a "hook-up" - if that's what you want, then I am not your girl.............. I'm game for almost anything.

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