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KevOnline
Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 19-39
Hi! My name is Kev. I am never married other african man with kids from Franklin, Louisiana, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Jjnorris19IOnline
Man. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 32-49
Hi! My name is Jjnorris19I. I am divorced catholic caucasian man with kids from Franklin, Louisiana, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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ElkanahOffline
Man. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 45-55
What am I like?I guess my overall personality is somewhat like an absent-minded professor (but without the lab coat, pocket protector, or coke- It leaves me with one foot planted firmly in adolescence and the other in adulthood (more or less, it depends on the situation).I’m 6'1-2" depending on how much sleep I had the night before, ***Lbs, long legged ***in my 505s), medium build, short brown hair, and blue eyes. I come complete with a full complement of the correct number of appendages and organs, move bipedally, and employ opposable thumbs. I have a powerful sense of humor, with a wicked streak of sarcasm twisted in. I have no problem finding something hilarious around me (that includes laughing at myself as well).I’m a practical and realistic person. You know about people will ask you if you see a glass as half-full or half-empty? Here’s my take: If you’re filling it, it’s half-full. If you’re drinking from it, it’s half-empty. If it’s sitting there on the table, static, unchanging, it’s simply half a glass. Just calling it like I see it.I am an absolute believer in that right is still right even if everyone is against it, wrong is still wrong even if everyone is for it, and that you fight for what’s right regardless of the odds against you. If you like meek, mousey, metro-sexual, or new-age “men” (a word that I use very loosely in this context) please be advised: we will not get along.I do like animals, cats in particular, but I don’t require or expect you to. I DO expect you to swerve AWAY from one were you driving down the street. I do however hate most insect life. Feel free to destroy as much as you want, by any means you see fit.I’m versatile – much like a self- I am very old school and do all the typical things a typical man does:I’ll run to the drugstore in the middle of the night if you need something,I’ll hold your hair and rub your back if you’re throwing-up with the flu,I’ll take you to the doctor if you’re sick,I’ll give you my umbrella if it’s raining, and give you my coat if you’re cold,I’ll open and hold the door for you, and hold your hand or arm when we go for walks,I’ll ask you how your day was and actually listen,I’ll carry the groceries in from the car,I’ll change your tires when you get a flat,I’ll care for the pets when they’re sick,I’ll shovel the sidewalk and the driveway,I’ll kill the bugs that get in the house, and the hornets nest outside the house,I’ll clean the litter boxes and take-out the garbage,and a great many other things I just can’t think of at the moment.As well as the not so typical things:I’ll recover the files you accidentally deleted from your hard drive (PCs only – not Macs),I’ll repair all of the appliances and machines that break,I’ll make sure the heat and air conditioning work,I’ll clear the drains when they get clogged with hair,I’ Most anything from the 70’s, 80’s, and early 90’s. I can't say I'm crazy about Rap, Hip-Hop, or the like. (Although I do like the Black Eyed Peas, for some strange reason.)Movies I enjoy: most James Bond flicks (I love the toys “Q” comes up with), Overboard, Solider, Witness, What women want, K- While the prospect of thinning out the low-end of the gene pool is tempting, there's enough misery in this world as it is; I don't see the need to glorify it further as "Entertainment". In a word – Yuck!– I know, it’s awful, but I just can’t help it – thou art male), and of course, a few more.TV I can’; type shows. Any show that highlights and profits from the colossal and overwhelming stupidity of others. (What’s the point? Congratulations, you’re the dumbest thing on two feet?) I've always been one who believes in raising the bar rather then going for the lowest common denominator. I would suppose that’s one reason why I’ll never be able to work for broadcast television.Now that I’m thinking about it, it would be easier to spell-out what I'm not looking for rather than what I am. After all, there are as many types of people as there are people. First off: I AM NOT looking for an endless harem of women. A good, reliable, (sane), woman is worth more than ten in the bush. (Or up in trees, down alleys, behind dumpsters – NO stalkers, please) I suppose a few qualifying questions are in order as well:* Are your eyes yellow, red, or purple (without contacts – bloodshot not included)?* Do you uncontrollably howl at moonlight?* Are you now, or have you ever been, in a witness protection program?* Have you ever woke-up covered in blood, but only to find there's not a scratch on you?* Have you ever found yourself starting sentences with the words: “I like to stalk guys because…”?* Have you ever found yourself writing the word “redruM” across from mirrors?** Do you feel any incessant need to keep oddly combined things together in the trunk of your car? IE: rope, duct tape, boat anchors, and perhaps say, a meat cleaver?* Do you receive Christmas cards, calendars, or coupons from any bail bonding companies?* Are you taking any medications (prescribed or otherwise) that would fall into the class of drugs known as “Psychotropics”?If you answered “Yes” to any of the above questions, we probably wouldn’t be a good match. While I do realize this does set the bar kinda high, a man must have some standards.Here’s the bottom line - I’m a real person with real wants and desires. The only one thing I’m asking of you, now, is that you’re real. That you really want someone new added to your life, and that you really have the time for it. I’ve made the commitment, and the time – I’m good to go! If you are as well, then we already have at least one thing in common.Let’s see if we can find a few more. I’d like to either meet at a restaurant with Italian or Chinese being my favorites, or a local pub (NOT a sports bar or club). I am SO done with walking out of a place with bleeding ears. Also, I’ve grown annoyed with every response to something said being “WHAT?”A place where we can take our time, talk, and discover one another in a peaceful setting. If the weather is nice, then maybe a pleasant walk afterwards.