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PaceOffline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 40-50
I'm looking to meet someone with similar interests as myself or someone who is open to new things. Someone I can talk with and enjoy being around. They would be smart and witty, have a kind heart and a great sense of humor. They would become my best friend, my partner in crime and my partner in life.As for myself, (I feel) I'm an intelligent, loyal and very honest person. I have a great sense of humor and I like to make people laugh. I "try" to eat healthy, but I'm not, "one of those people". (Q. How do you know when there's a vegan at the dinner party? A. Don't worry, they'll tell you!) I have a son who's about to turn 3, he's the best thing that has ever happened to me. I've learned so much from him. He has a good mom, so I'm not looking for anything in that area. FAQs: 1- NO, I'm not married. 2- NO I'm not looking for casual encounters 3- YES, I'm employed 4- NO, I'm not homeless "I don't know.... what do you want to do?" lol.
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GillespieOffline
Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52
Why doesn't anybody like to play games anymore?Or drama? I love games and drama in a relationship. I hate being outdoors, I'm living underground right now. I hate to laugh. Lucky for me, everyone on this site is apparently very passionate, and so am I. I'm very passionate about bottling up my emotions, and saving them for when we're having dinner with your parents. Oh, and why doesn't anyone like to cuddle while changing the oil under the car? I was reading that HBO and Simmons Upholstery merged to monopolize and regulate the official zones for snuggling. Yeah, but I'm all national league; let's get rid of the designated couch-movie snuggling rule. I have 27 kids, and they're all part of my diabolical plan to steal the world supply of girl-scout cookies, and just so you know, I always respond to their ***, so if you can't handle that, move on... I don't want to see more of the world; it's already all around me. I am sick of travelling, and living life -that's the worst. I hate when I'm living life --and by the way, why do people "live life," but then they don't "die death," why do they just "die?" Seriously, move over John McClane, because I'm gonna die so hard that at my funeral, they'll all say, "Man, that guy really knew how to die death." So I got in an argument over this, and my date said how life is so short, we have to --but then I *** our waiter because the food was taking so long. I hate music --any kind, really, just put on some music, and I'll start complaining about it. Probably my favorite to complain about is 80's music; I can really yell and throw things when that comes on. When it comes to women, I hate good-looking women. Don't even respond if you think you might be hot or sexy or if you smile a lot --forget it. Oh and I should probably say, up-front, that I am one of those guys who is totally just out for sex, but only sex with your sister or BFF, so you don't have to worry there. He's a little "territorial," so it's good if we have the same blood-type. I'm totally not done with wasting my time on losers, so if you ever won anything, don't bother. No pictures, either. I plan to stalk you and take pictures when you're not looking to create an eerie montage on my wall at home. If some of your bathroom-mirror self-portraits accidentally end up in the collection, it's not nearly as creepy. I don't do fun. Fun is so five-minutes ago. So check this out, I found out that you get these things called jobs, and they'll actually pay you to not have fun, and plus they'll yell and be dramatic if anyone even starts having fun. I'm totally not making this up, I even Googled it, and it's way true, so don't send me anymore e-mails about how I'm crazy or on drugs. Drama and games, ***. I'm down for that!Note: obviously, this is satire. I never get any messages, and I'm very busy trying to graduate this year, so I'm kind of out of it. Anyway, this is a work in progress, so have fun, and feel free to suggest revisions / additions.*Dedicated to my friend Richie, who finally tied the knot after being a major competitor in the field of internet-dating dramas...
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DeweyOffline
Man. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 39-49
~The happiest people don't have the best of everything, they just make the best of everything.~ I'm a guy with a positive outlook enjoying the journey where ever it takes me. I'm hoping to make some friends and possibly more with someone special to compliment my life, my best friend to share & enjoy the journey with. I start as friends, get to know someone and God willing meet that special someone along the way. I'm a down to earth easy going guy..it doesn't take a lot to impress/fulfill me. I have a HUGE heart and has a genuine appreciation for my friends and family. I appreciates what others give of themselves. I have a good ear and always up for a conversation with substance. I'm nonjudgmental with a fair and open mind. I strive to stay in shape and more so be healthy. I’m a BIG fan of laughter , friendly sarcasm (never hurtful) and sharing the lighter moments in life and not taking life so seriously once in a while! I do enjoy my down time greatly.! The girl next door is my ideal woman. I'd like to meet a woman who has a appreciation for life and the Lord. She believes in what Christ and God stand for..follow their values and beliefs overall "be kind, respectful to others". A Down-to-earth woman stays in shape to some degree (not afraid to break a sweat, be active fairly regularly(BIKING, HIKING,ETC)) , comfortable in here own skin..a degree of confidence and positive outlook on life as a whole. I DO enjoy plenty of down time as well. Morals, a self motivated woman w/ a youthful energy yet easy going...someone who appreciates what's around her with a loving heart. Minimal DRAMA beyond the everyday living variety. A quick wit, some intellect..who's SHARP and able to hold a casual conversation or explore deeper thoughts from time to time(not too analytical thou) would be a plus.:) Someone who is smart with money:savings, investing,etc. 5'5"ish or taller is a must beyond being friends. I might be open to adoption as well, I was adopted so it's special to me.** If you write me PLEASE have some substance to your message. : ) I have no kids or ex in the picture, a clean slate.**I used to live in the ***and visit often**ULTIMATELY it's in Gods hands, he will speak and show me the way, the one. lol ** No ones perfect including myself..~I'm not looking for Miss Perfect, just the right FIT for ME.~ Somewhere where conversation and interaction can take place at a casual pace, not so much movies at first. I'm not a drinker but don't mind being around drinkers. Bars and clubs aren't my thing. I'm open to ideas, to me it's more about the company and that she enjoys herself than the location.