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Tessa, 30
United States, Massachusetts, Somerville

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Hey y'all. I'm going to make this VERY clear.I WILL NOT MESSAGE BACK ANYONE WHO IS 38+...and you have to be pretty special for me to message you back at that age. 40-..move the f*ck on dot com. Ain't no 29 year old want you. Get a grip on life already!-I am NOT here just to get some tail.-I have been here before, and haven't had great results. So why an I back? Because I'm bored and dateless.-I love movies, books, art, outdoors, swimming, exercising, watching tv, learning, and much more-I love laughing and making people laugh. I am entertaining.I am exactly what you're looking for, but nothing like you've ever experienced. I am unique to myself. There has never been anyone else like me. There will never be anyone else like me. I am the only one! -what I like: I'm an equal opportunity dater! I don't really have a type. Yay for you!Personality wise: humor is a MUST! I am very sarcastic and I would appreciate a man who can throw that back at me! Patience, general kindness toward others, a mans man, able to hold a conversation...and a few other things that escape me right now.I'm not looking for flashy men or men that flaunt their "money". If you have pics of your money or tricked out cars or nonsense like that, chances are I will skip over you. I'd rather have a down-to-earth man, who when he has money, he knows how to save it or doesn't need fancy things to feel adequate. Flashiness is irritating to me. Focused on GodMatches my sarcasmFunnyLight hearted but able to be serous PRNHandsome Patient with meA mans manCompliments my personality Doesn't criticize everythingIs patient with my work scheduleThere is a lot about me. Please ask. :-) Whatever works. Coffee, tea, ice cream, fro yo

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Rap Rock
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