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Kristy, 49

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Life is short so break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile. "When you give yourself away, love becomes something that you do, not just something that you say" ......“Ultimate Real Man.” Not just any man. I don’t want one of the generic, low-life, defective models. No users, boozers, losers, or boring snoozers. They do not fit into my current lifestyle and they don’t qualify to be part of my future. The man I want should smell like testosterone and have real “man skills.” I want a man that knows how to mow the lawn, wash the car, and repair things. Please don’t think that I am lazy and cannot do these things for myself. I want a passionate lover that is willing AND ABLE to make love any time, any place.I also want him to protect me. I want to experience that “safe” feeling you get when a real man is holding you during a thunder storm. He will be man enough to scare the boogieman away and will be willing to get out of bed and check on that noise outside (or at least act like he did). He will kill spiders and other bugs and NOT try to put the dead bug anywhere near me. I want him to WANT to take care of me. If I am sick, he should WANT to make me a cup of tea or run to the store for cold medicine. (Don’t worry, I will NEVER send him to the store to buy the big purple box) He needs to be my best friend. He needs to be my activity partner and be willing to discover new things together. If he comes equipped with a boat or a motorcycle, that would be awesome but is not a requirement. He MUST be equipped with a great sense of humor and be able to make me laugh. I tend to crack a lot of jokes and if he cannot understand my warped sense of humor, I will have to return him to the dating pool.I saved the most important attribute for last. He MUST be equipped with an open heart which means he must be able to GIVE love and not just receive love. I will not waste my time on a man that is incapable of loving me the way I deserve to be loved. He needs to be kind, caring, honest, faithful, and love only me. I know I have asked for a lot. Are you the "ultimate real man?"If you are still reading this, I'll tell you a little about me. I enjoy all kinds of music especially live performances. I love country and rock, some blues and jazz. Hate rap. If you get turned on by walking through Home Depot, you are my kind of man. A man should have man skills. Women always enjoy shopping with a gay friend- let's do brunch. I appreciate a great sense of humor and a little adventure. Being able to laugh is important, I'll save being serious for the office. I enjoy camping, fishing, and riding horses and ATVs. Reading, old movies, and cooking are things I also enjoy. Nothing better than spending a rainy day watching the entire Godfather or Star Wars movie collections while cooking up some "experiment" in the kitchen. On second thought, I can think of something better but the censors may not approve. I hope to meet someone with a sense of adventure, a sense of humor, and a touch of class while still being down to Earth. Applicants must be easy going, drama free, and know how to relax, laugh and enjoy life. You get bonus points if you have a boat or a motorcycle. Take me fishing or take me on a poker run - its all fun. I love concerts, music festivals, and amusement parks. If loud music or roller coasters are too intense for you, we won't make a good match. I don't play head games and I dont want a man who plays them on me. If interested in getting to know me better just drop me a line, I'm game. The first "meeting" should be relaxed so a simple drink or cup of coffee is a no pressure way to spend an hour. If there is interest in getting together a second time, dinner, drinks, movie, dancing, etc. It doesn't really matter as long as the person I am with is fun and has a great sense of humor.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Maribel

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    Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 46-56

    Very independent. Seeking companionship with a fun loving, kind & considerate respectful guy who knows how to treat a lady! & must be in excellent physical condition (A HUNK) :)Will start off with dating & friendship & see where it goes from there, relationship is a possibility with the right guy! Lunch, coffee, ice cream

  • Bianca

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    Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 47-57

    I am secure & happy with myself, but...Life is meant for 2!! A little bit about myself: I am a single mother, my son is #1 priority in my life. I enjoy travel, camping by a lake, music, my son & celebrating special occasions. I am self-sufficient, independent, honest, I have a great sense of humor, & family & friends are very important to me. A man who ONLY has eyes for me & can make me laugh are important qualities! I work full time, I am raising my 12 year old son, so it's a package deal :) I do expect anyone I would date at my age to have children of their own, and maybe even grandchildren too, so there is no problem about that as far as I am concerned :) I love music, mostly rock and some newer country. Too many favorite bands to list, but Aerosmith has always been my favorite. I do enjoy sports, racing mostly, and football is something I still need to learn the ropes on (maybe someone can explain that one to me LOL)!! Not much of a wrestling fan, but my son enjoys it, so I don't mind him watching it some nights LOL! I am a firm believer in Karma and The Golden Rule....For me, life is all about reward, the physical pleasures and material goods, enjoying a tender, even sensual, touch. I adore comfort and like being surrounded by pleasing, soothing things. I also favor a good meal and a fine wine. I can be bull-headed and stubborn LOL. I simply want to get things done, and it's that steady persistence that winds up being viewed as stubbornness. I am practical and reliable and happy to plod along in pursuit of my goals. I am a huge chocolate lover!!! Chocolate covered cherries are my favorite :) I am fond of all things pretty, whether it's in my home, at a museum or on the stage. A happy home life to me includes a partner and a stable relationship.I value harmony in my personal life, so I work hard on keeping my mate happy. Sensual pleasures, of course, can only help things along! I can also be a sentimentalist. At the end of the day, however, I am a true romantic and loyal to the core.I love good conversations and can seem a bit chatty at times :) No far-out schemes or shrieking ultimatums here. I prefer to take each day slowly and steadily and work toward my ultimate goal. I stick with projects until they have reached a successful conclusion. I am also extremely patient and dependable. Indoor adventures are also favored :) I am devoted, romantic and somewhat possessive, but have a sensual nature! I adore honesty in a man. If I find out you have lied to me, it's very hard for me to trust again. I truly hate liars. So with all that said, no pressure, let's just relax...become friends & get to know each other... and see what happens. Wondering about anything else? Just ask! Surprise Me.... I am not high maintenance, so something simple but fun sounds good to me :)

  • Harriet

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    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    I'm not as innocent as I look, LOL but I am as sweet.I have been banging my head against a wall at this dating stuff. I'm a nice person looking for the same. I'm looking for my best friend in life. I'm VERY different from any woman you've ever met. I'm definitely a girly girl. I love shopping BUT, slap a 22 in my hands and we have a day at the shooting range. I'm looking for a man that treats women with respect and has NEVER hit a woman. I'm looking for a man that wants a long term relationship with a soul mate and is not always looking for an upgrade. I'm looking for a man that's looking for "ME". So, let's cut the Crap! I'm a sincerely honest, loyal person that's looking for the same. I don't like mean people, they tend to hurt my feelings. So if you've made a woman cry in the last month, please don't contact me. Ok, these are my bare minimum rules... 1. NO married men. 2. If you're looking for a one night stand.....STOP READING HERE! 3. Your income is not an issue here but if you don't have enough money to pay your next car payment, I'm not your girl. 4. If you have to take out a loan to go on vacation, we're not meant for each other. 5. If you still live with your ex, hmmm....see a therapist. 6. If you don't have a car or place to live......WOW, do I really have to say anything? 7. You must secure and be mentally and financially stable. Life isn't all about money but lack of money shouldn't be an issue either. I'm an honest, sweet, loyal, somewhat shy woman that's looking for an honest man that wants a friend for life. I'm looking for a man that's looking for his best friend by day and a wild woman by night. I'm looking for a man that has class, wants to travel and loves life. I love the outdoors so much that I own a tent that rivals my home so, you should like camping. Ok, just to see if you actually care what I wrote in my profile....mention champagne and strawberries in your reply.I could go on and on with who I am and who I want, blah blah blah, but who really wants to read a novel about that crap? Bottom line......looking for a guy that will treat me good and expect the same, not cheat on me and really wants to be in a relationship. I believe a woman should be there for her partner 100% and treat him with respect and should expect the same in return. After all these years of trial and tribulation, I've learned you only get out of a relationship what you put into it. I'm looking forward to a mature, exciting life with the man I hope to spend the rest of my life with. I hope you like amusement parks because this is going to be a wonderful ride. **BTW, this was a great *** First date? Wow, yes. The most awkward time in a relationship but what a wonderful time as well. The first time you feel butterflies and the anticipation of the first kiss. LOL. On the flip side, the thought of........"how do I get out of this one" and "why in the *** am I doing this?" But, you and I already have one thing in common, we both are looking for a better way of life.Just a hint, if this is the first day of the rest of our life together, make it good, even if it doesn't work out. If it does work, this could be the first date with your future partner........make it good. I know I want my first date to be one that I will forever remember.

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