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Kristy, 49
United States, Pennsylvania, Johnstown

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About Me

Life is short so break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile. "When you give yourself away, love becomes something that you do, not just something that you say" ......“Ultimate Real Man.” Not just any man. I don’t want one of the generic, low-life, defective models. No users, boozers, losers, or boring snoozers. They do not fit into my current lifestyle and they don’t qualify to be part of my future. The man I want should smell like testosterone and have real “man skills.” I want a man that knows how to mow the lawn, wash the car, and repair things. Please don’t think that I am lazy and cannot do these things for myself. I want a passionate lover that is willing AND ABLE to make love any time, any place.I also want him to protect me. I want to experience that “safe” feeling you get when a real man is holding you during a thunder storm. He will be man enough to scare the boogieman away and will be willing to get out of bed and check on that noise outside (or at least act like he did). He will kill spiders and other bugs and NOT try to put the dead bug anywhere near me. I want him to WANT to take care of me. If I am sick, he should WANT to make me a cup of tea or run to the store for cold medicine. (Don’t worry, I will NEVER send him to the store to buy the big purple box) He needs to be my best friend. He needs to be my activity partner and be willing to discover new things together. If he comes equipped with a boat or a motorcycle, that would be awesome but is not a requirement. He MUST be equipped with a great sense of humor and be able to make me laugh. I tend to crack a lot of jokes and if he cannot understand my warped sense of humor, I will have to return him to the dating pool.I saved the most important attribute for last. He MUST be equipped with an open heart which means he must be able to GIVE love and not just receive love. I will not waste my time on a man that is incapable of loving me the way I deserve to be loved. He needs to be kind, caring, honest, faithful, and love only me. I know I have asked for a lot. Are you the "ultimate real man?"If you are still reading this, I'll tell you a little about me. I enjoy all kinds of music especially live performances. I love country and rock, some blues and jazz. Hate rap. If you get turned on by walking through Home Depot, you are my kind of man. A man should have man skills. Women always enjoy shopping with a gay friend- let's do brunch. I appreciate a great sense of humor and a little adventure. Being able to laugh is important, I'll save being serious for the office. I enjoy camping, fishing, and riding horses and ATVs. Reading, old movies, and cooking are things I also enjoy. Nothing better than spending a rainy day watching the entire Godfather or Star Wars movie collections while cooking up some "experiment" in the kitchen. On second thought, I can think of something better but the censors may not approve. I hope to meet someone with a sense of adventure, a sense of humor, and a touch of class while still being down to Earth. Applicants must be easy going, drama free, and know how to relax, laugh and enjoy life. You get bonus points if you have a boat or a motorcycle. Take me fishing or take me on a poker run - its all fun. I love concerts, music festivals, and amusement parks. If loud music or roller coasters are too intense for you, we won't make a good match. I don't play head games and I dont want a man who plays them on me. If interested in getting to know me better just drop me a line, I'm game. The first "meeting" should be relaxed so a simple drink or cup of coffee is a no pressure way to spend an hour. If there is interest in getting together a second time, dinner, drinks, movie, dancing, etc. It doesn't really matter as long as the person I am with is fun and has a great sense of humor.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Canadian French Japanese Crime Drama Drag Racing
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    Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 46-56

    I want to retire and travel so if you are single, outgoing, a great face, good looking body and the money for us to travel lets do it!! Ive worked hard all my life .. My child is grown and im ready to have some fun!!! No one night stands.. No every weekend hook ups... Just want a best friend and lover to laugh with and sail off in the sunset and live happily ever after with .. I want the fairytale:) or to find my "Ken" lol Fine dining with a nice bottle of wine and great conversation... Or a game of bocce or frisbee golf ..hehe ... Or a sporting event... GO DAWGS!!

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    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    With all due respect to those who say we can't 'have it all', I have to disagree! I am mom to two great kids who are my top priority, enjoy my work and have embarked on a new challenge to run a 5K. I've run 2 and have caught the bug....running another one the end of the month. I enjoy downtime with friends, love getting lost in a good book and think a quiet night with a glass of wine is hard to beat.I love being a mom, and I am front and center at sports and school activities. The kids are getting older now, though, and spending more time with their own friends. When I'm not busy with my new passion of working out, decorating or trying out new recipes, I might settle in for an episode of Mad Men or The Voice. It usually doesn't matter what I'm doing; I'm happy and enjoy life!I'm a planner at heart but flexible and adventurous enough to enjoy spontaneous events and lazy Sunday afternoons at home. I believe in living life as fully as possible and finding something to laugh about every day. But even as great as life is, I can't yet say that I 'have it all' until I find that guy who will share it all with me. I imagine spending time with a man who is a great role model; I hope that he shares my commitment to being healthy and will challenge me to keep going. In my ideal world, my guy has a kind and caring streak, and enjoys doing little things to show people that he cares. I realize that no one is perfect (including me!), but I know that someone is perfect for me. Is it you? A first date could be anything from meeting for a cup of coffee at the local coffee shop; going on a bike ride and a picnic; a quiet dinner where we can get to know each other a bit more.

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  • Lindsey from Johnstown | Woman | 49 years old | Libra
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    Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 46-56

    I always thought I would find Mr. Right the old fashion way, either a a social gathering or through friends.I have never been married nor do I have any children. I am looking for someone that can make me not take myself so seriously. Someone that has a great sense of humour.My friends tell me I have a great smile and that my eyes sparkle when I am truly happy. I would say that these two things are my greatest feature.As to my taste in music - I like a variety, such as pop, rock, jazz, country. I am always open to new varieties. Last year I had the chance of hearing reggae and discovered I like that too. I tend to view myself as having an open mind to a lot of things but can be quite defensive if I feel that I am being taken for a ride."To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded."I know this is probably shallow but really - no picture - no response. You can see what I look like so why can't I. First date - that is a tuffy - not having had many of those. A movie is always good - giving us a chance to do some talking but not feeling pressured during the movie. Chatting over coffee, going for a walk along the canal. The simple things are sometimes the best.NOTE: NO PICTURE - NO RESPONSE.

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