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Well lets see hmmmm! hobbies huh? Ok I love playing baseball, love swimming and waterskiing, cottage country and going 2 concerts and classic rock music. I enjoy going to comedy clubs, and u must have a good sense of humor in order 2 get along with me. love tattoos but 2 chicken 2 get any YET! but I will one day!! lol! I like motorcycles 2. Im looking for an honest decent guy who's not into playing games cuz Im 2 old for that, not that I look it cuz I sooooo dont! lol! oh yeah! one more thing! if u wear socks with sandals plz dont contact me! lol! but seriously!! Ok! so Im just gonna put it out there now so u know what im NOT looking for! so here goes: I DON'T do one night stands! I DON'T do orgies or threesomes! I DON'T swing! sooooo as u can read Im a 1 man woman!!! so if ur looking for these things please STOP reading my profile and move on! thank you!!so do u want to hear a joke? well Im telling u one anyways! lol! sooo here goes;On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly ***years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. " It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today.lol!!He who laughs last, didn't get it! Lol It would be mutually agreed upon!!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

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    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

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    I've been single nearly 10 years and have two children***and 21. I have a degree in Science and am certified to teach Prek-8th grades. I have never landed a career in either field I went to school for--not for lack of looking and trying. I guess you can say it's not my time or that I haven't yet found my niche. I use to let it bother me but now I'm just enjoying living the life God has blessed me with; and am very well-rounded to say the least. I have been with my current company for nearly 13 years. It's not my cup of tea, per se, but I only work three days a week so I can't really complain. My passions are music, children, God, nature, helping others, and health and fitness. Yes, I have faith and it is a part of my every day life, so if that bothers you, then no need to read any further. I am also a health and fitness coach and plan on getting my certifications in nutrition and personal training. I am 5"4" and weigh ***pounds. I have ***more pounds to lose but will get there eventually. I absolutely love working out. One of my favorite past times is hiking. It's just hard to find people to do the same and whose schedule is inline with mine. I am about the most honest person you will ever meet--a little overly so at times. I have no problem giving someone my opinion. I am a no bs kinda gal but I am really sweet underneath at all (if you can bring it out of me). I have no tolerance for rude, lazy, or *** But on a good note, I'm passionate, compassionate, intelligent, funny, quick-witted, high-spirited and adventurous. And I seek the same, but who wants to date themselves? *** What am I seeking? The profile says friends. Yes, I want to be friends first, because to me, that is the root of what a meaningful, successful relationship should stem from. So, yeah, not seeking a one-night stand, friend with benefits, etc. It has always been my dream that I would someday marry my best friend. Yeah, I've been married and I've had best friends but they weren't one in the same. And yes, I would love to settle down and get married again, but if I don't I know that I will be just fine. I'm independent and I have no problem being single but it would still be nice to fill that void. If you message me and I don't reply, it's most likely because I'm not interested. And no, I'm not stuck up. I just don't believe in wasting my time or yours. Oh, and if you cannot think of something more than "hi" or "You're so beautiful", I probably won't reply either. Anyway....If you made it this far, have a great day!!! : ) You tell me...

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    Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 27-40

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