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Celeste, 44

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Well lets see hmmmm! hobbies huh? Ok I love playing baseball, love swimming and waterskiing, cottage country and going 2 concerts and classic rock music. I enjoy going to comedy clubs, and u must have a good sense of humor in order 2 get along with me. love tattoos but 2 chicken 2 get any YET! but I will one day!! lol! I like motorcycles 2. Im looking for an honest decent guy who's not into playing games cuz Im 2 old for that, not that I look it cuz I sooooo dont! lol! oh yeah! one more thing! if u wear socks with sandals plz dont contact me! lol! but seriously!! Ok! so Im just gonna put it out there now so u know what im NOT looking for! so here goes: I DON'T do one night stands! I DON'T do orgies or threesomes! I DON'T swing! sooooo as u can read Im a 1 man woman!!! so if ur looking for these things please STOP reading my profile and move on! thank you!!so do u want to hear a joke? well Im telling u one anyways! lol! sooo here goes;On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly ***years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. " It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today.lol!!He who laughs last, didn't get it! Lol It would be mutually agreed upon!!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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