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Well lets see hmmmm! hobbies huh? Ok I love playing baseball, love swimming and waterskiing, cottage country and going 2 concerts and classic rock music. I enjoy going to comedy clubs, and u must have a good sense of humor in order 2 get along with me. love tattoos but 2 chicken 2 get any YET! but I will one day!! lol! I like motorcycles 2. Im looking for an honest decent guy who's not into playing games cuz Im 2 old for that, not that I look it cuz I sooooo dont! lol! oh yeah! one more thing! if u wear socks with sandals plz dont contact me! lol! but seriously!! Ok! so Im just gonna put it out there now so u know what im NOT looking for! so here goes: I DON'T do one night stands! I DON'T do orgies or threesomes! I DON'T swing! sooooo as u can read Im a 1 man woman!!! so if ur looking for these things please STOP reading my profile and move on! thank you!!so do u want to hear a joke? well Im telling u one anyways! lol! sooo here goes;On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her.When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly ***years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear, " replied granny. " It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "And if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today.lol!!He who laughs last, didn't get it! Lol It would be mutually agreed upon!!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Bethy

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    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 24-44

    Hi! My name is Bethy. I am separated protestant caucasian woman with kids from Medford, Oregon, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

  • Louisa

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    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

    Hi : ) Here you will find a family oriented, sincere, thoughtful, compassionate, fun with a witty and cheeky sense of humor kind of gal looking to find a quality family man with a good value system, shares similar interests and we have new interests to introduce each other to.In my spare time I enjoy quality time with family and friends…from a low key weekend at home enjoying a nice home cooked meal then a game of cards, board game or a movie to a fun filled weekend out enjoying a fine dinner and some dancing or a show, concert, hockey, soccer or football game... Listen to all sorts of music...you may even catch me singing a phrase or two now and then ; ) Not a big fan of getting to know someone over a multitude of ***…I mean chatting is a great starting point but ultimately the first meeting is what sets the stage for things to come. Some of my core beliefs…- Everything happens for a reason even if reasons aren’t clear; all is revealed in time;- Old fashioned values of loyalty, honesty, integrity more valid today than ever before;- That ‘serious’ doesn’t start out that way (as far as relationships go) they take one day at a time;- Trust is earned, not given;- Its possible to disagree without fighting;- That a gut feeling is usually right;- That intimacy is an integral part of a healthy relationship;- That being in a relationship shouldn’t mean surrendering your freedom & individuality;- Its possible to be proud without being arrogant;- Being alone is sometimes a blessing, but being lonely is always a curse;- That it takes real strength to admit & apologize for a mistake;

  • Mara

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    Hello and thanks for reading. I hope you find something that piques your interest.About me: I’m a born and raised Vancouverite who enjoys the simple things in life. I like good company, good food, a glass of wine on a sunny patio (or by a cozy fire), and the great outdoors.I live a pretty healthy lifestyle and exercise regularly. Both are essential to my well-being. I took up skiing last year after a 14 year break and I started mountain biking this summer. I’m a better skier than I am a mountain biker, but I’m determined to improve at both!I travelled a lot for work during my thirties. I went to some great places and met a lot of fantastic people, but I’ I’m gainfully employed and working on some busy projects, but I make sure I enjoy my downtime. I’m a left brained, logical, “look before you leap” type. I’m also fairly even keeled and easy going (to a point). :) I have a fairly sarcastic, subversive sense of humour I attribute to being raised by a couple of U.K. imports. That’s it for now. Send me a message if you’re interested. Oh, and another thing: I'm not a commuter. Life is too short to spend it in a car. Best of luck to all of you. Let's start with coffee. Assuming we're not *** off by each other, we could try an activity. Pool? A walk outside? We'll figure something out.

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