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Twila, 27
United States, Texas, Round Rock

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About Me

WARNING: In attempt to avoid hurting any wittle feewings, or coming off as a royal stuck up ****... its best i share a small, yet important little tidbit about myself with you prior to you reading too far into the paragraph to follow!!! I am SARCASTIC, i like to make light of things, I have a stellar sense of humor and I LOVE TO LAUGH..... Though YES, i did mean most of what i said... please take it with a grain of salt as it wasn't meant to be taken entirely literally! Take a chill pill before gettin' your panties all in a bunch!! If at any point you found yourself taking offense to any of my teasing please do us both a favor and keep on keepin' on homeboy bc I can already promise you...you're not my cup of tea!!! Food for thought:We ALL know how many users there are on this site, and that the object of the game is to initiate conversation with someone you might be interested in, in hopes that you'll get a response! You hit send.....then sit and wait. Well fellas, if the best you can come up with is "hey what's up"...or maybe you keep in mind a single phrase your mother taught you when learning your manners in kindergarten, and you actually throw a "how are you?" In there! Either way.....you'll likely be waiting quite a while on any response, not because your profile sucks, or your job isn't good enough, or I don't like your hair...but just bc your message was too boring to even bother reading your profile. Also... Don't get me wrong...all girls like compliments! So, yeah...opening with a flattering phrase like "you're the most beautiful thing I've ever laid eyes on"...bahaha...cmon, cheeseball, now lets just get real for a minute here! Though I'd love to believe that, there are A LOT of pretty faces in the world! Gorgeous women are EVERYWHERE!! Unfortunately, there are just some women in the world who don't have much for brains inside that pretty little head, and thus your only real material to work with is the same first obvious attractive physical attribute that 17 other men noticed before you today and hope that you somehow come up with a fancier way to drop an attention worthy compliment. I was on this site when I was 23 years old and heard so much about my beautiful eyes that I obviously changed my career path to an eye model for mascara...).... Aaaand this time around, it appears my eyes must have aged....because my smile seems to be quite popular!! Nope...not going to become a lipstick model this time! Why?? Because I am not "just a pretty face" type of girl. If its all you can come up with, okay...go with it...but I've given you a lot to work with here, if you can actually come up with something appealing to you about ME as a person.......well that, my dear, deserves bonus points and a response!! Do with it what you will, but thats just my two cents!!!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Walking Animation Fantasy Baseball Soccer / Football
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