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Alejandra, 31
United States, Texas, Victoria

Offline, last seen Fri, 28 Nov 2025 11:47:26

About Me

hmmmmm.....talk about yourself and what makes you unique...okay.I enjoy meeting new people. I love a good sense of humour as I myself think I'm pretty funny. I come from a very sarcastic family. We're all a bunch of smartasses. I like someone who can carry witty banter and keep up. I love love LOVE music. Many genres from Oldies to 70's, 80's, really too much to put down in words.;; the Magnetic Zeros....and much, much more...and numerous other activities.While I do go out a lot and socialize, I probably watch way too much TV. My fave shows are: The Walking Dead, American Horror Story, The League, Modern Family, The Office, New Girl, Parks & RecI'm really not a believer in dating sites. But I think it's a good way to see what's out there. And if anything, to make new friends.Family is extremely important to me. I have a big family and lots of nieces & nephews. Especially the older I get, the more I realize how much you need your family around you.I love animals but don't have any right now. I grew up in the country and we had horses and I took in every stray dog and cat as a kid.I'm really not as boring as this bio sounds but it's hard to state facts and interests about yourself without somewhat sounding like a snoozefest.If your profile is pictureless-prob not gonna respond.If you are a douchebag and say something disgusting and sex related as your opening line to me-not gonna respond. If you are after some ass you're barking up the wrong tree-try Craigslist If you are a douchebag in any respect-don't message me :-)oh yea, i have a lot of ink. so if you're not into that then move along ;) I'd start by picking you up in a horse-drawn carriage in the shape of a pumpkin with little twinkly lights all over it.; some caviar. Then we would talk about our futures together and when we want to get married and have children. One endless and romantic nite of laughter, gentle caresses and perhaps an enchanted goodnight kiss.....all while listening to Kenny GBLEH just kidding ;-)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Indonesian Italian Korean Comedy Romance Sci-Fi Volleyball
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