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Sallie, 29
United States, Florida, Palm Harbor

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Stop asking if I have a big ass. The headline is meant to be funny ya sick ****.I cringe at people who write things like "smh".Guys lie about their height like girls lie about their weight.I'm not funny. I'm just really mean but people think I'm joking. Just kidding! Or am I....I love to laugh. I laugh at almost everything... comes with the territory). I'm deathly afraid of bugs, yet I'd have no problem jumping out of a plane. I cant stand people that wear pajama pants in public. People who are mean to animals should be shot. My hair color is changed quite often, not even sure what my natural color is anymore. I consider my self open-minded, I mean come on... We live in NYC and it's the year ***! I'm also a positive person so I'm not interested in negative attitudes. i feel bad for people like that, it must suck! I love people who are laid back, but not lazy. I like all types of outdoor activities... i love the beach, pools, boats, people watching, amusement parks, city adventures, bars, clubs, lounges, dancing, 420, different types of food, trying new food (funny... Writing ***made me think of food!), concerts, sporting events, street art, fashion, comedy... bah bah bah. I'd so much rather meet someone who's weird and interesting than boring and monotonous. I don't care how great you look, if you're as dumb as a box of rocks... take a hike. Anything else you'd like to know... send me a message and maybe i'll tell ya!Please refrain from calling me "ma". I was never or ever will be your mother. Any girl with half a brain does not enjoy this. Just a little tip!**side note: your and you're... The difference between knowing your sh*t and knowing you're shit.PS: if you're just going to send me "hey" or something that dull, chances are you're not getting a response. meeting for a drink seems to be the thing to do. who wants to get stuck going to dinner with someone whose conversation is exciting as watching an ice cube melt? Or as awkward as when you pass by homeless person with a jar full of change on your way to the coin star machine... Not me!Also I would like to be informed of said place, so I can map out my escape route... Just in case lord jesus there's a fire... Or we end up in the situation above.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Gardening Adventure Biography Sci-Fi Sport Thriller Bowling Tennis Charity Play Sport Games
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