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LourdesOffline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
About me.... Well, I'm a huge animal lover. I'm a total goofball and have been told I can be a smartass so extremely sensitive people need not respond. I'm a very independent single mother of three awesome kids. I have a major coffee addiction. I can't think of anything else but feel free to ask.
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MargaretOffline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
Well here I go.... Describe myself... So silly. I'm super laid back, and I enjoy nothing more than sitting on the beach with a cold beer. I'm a super girly-girl, but super tomboy. I like watching football, and love playing football. I was raised on the coast, and spent most of my childhood on the water. I have tattoos that I'm proud of, that are a part of me, and every one has a story behind it. I also don't judge people because they lack tattoos. I love music, if there's a show at the HoB, I'm usually there. I'm loyal to a fault and sadly it's my downfall. Ask and I'll tell.I'm also a huge goofball and am not afraid of getting silly. But I have a bad habit if being brutally honest which may come off as mean.. Not purposefully. But if u piss me off ill never be afraid to stand up for myself or anyone that means anything to me. I work hard, play harder. Life's about livin. So let's live dammit!DISCLAIMER****** If you have any of the following:-Baggage from a previous relationship.-Bitterness because your ex is a douche. -Anger issues. -Inability to hold a conversation. -Douchebag intentions. -Unemployment or "between jobs."-Lack of a sense of humor. -Ten children from ten women. -Mommy issues. -Issues with seeing someone who has a crazy insane work schedule. -Any sort of chromosomal abnormality from your parents being related. -If you are illusive, fake, have a profile picture from twelve years ago, a photoshop pro, obsessed with your abs, unable to bathe or just too damn lazy to do so, too cheap to buy deodorant, are a vegetarian, or an alcoholic...Then I ask you kindly to skip me over. I'm not here to fix your mommy issues and I'm not dealing with bitter douchebaggery. There's no time for that. These problems cut into my fun time and when this happens, well I get pretty cranky. I'd rather spend my time being silly and goofy and having a metric ****load of fun than psychoanalyzing someone and fixing their issues. Leave the past in the past and live for the moment. And please do not message me with any of the following words or phrases...Hey baby, sexy, etc.SupYo ****Anything which reads like a jr high kid's text message. **** now I'll kindly step down from my soapbox***So... With that being said, lets go get silly!
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MaryanneOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
If it ever came down to creme brûlée or not to creme brûlée, I say do it and forget the consequences. Some things you should know about me; I aspire to be a great chalkboard artist. I also belly dance and eat Junior mints, not always at the same time though. I've learned to walk my dog and not let my dog walk me. I'm active, love the outdoors and travelling is my weakness. I would sell my kidneys for some sushi and a cold beer...Kidneys, anyone??? I'm easy going as long as I can enjoy the company of others and have fun. I'm looking for someone who is as much challenging as they are complimenting. He should be self reliant, sociable, adventurous with food and a little spontaneous. Bonus Points for a good kisser. Drop me a line to chat.