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Sheri, 32
United States, Pennsylvania, Norristown

Offline, last seen Fri, 01 May 2026 10:21:58

About Me

A little about me:• If my profile offends you in any way, then you’re not my type of crowd. Learn to lighten up a little, being uptight gives you wrinkles.• I'm a ton of fun but I have a very...very dry sense of humor.• Why do people post "No crazy people" on their profile? I agree that people are bat sh!t crazy now days, but no one really thinks that they're the crazy person. Picture someone reading that and saying "Oh ***, I'm crazy! *** replying to this person, I'm going to take some mood stabilizers and see a therapist". You can't see it...can you?• I'm looking for a serious relationship. No hook-ups, belt-notch-collectors, juicebags or serial daters.• I'm very direct. This doesn't mean I'm a b!tch, I simply know what I want.• I'm not going to sleep with you on the first date...or second...or probably even third. Probably.• I have a pretty darn good career if I do say so, and prefer to date men who are gainfully employed as well. I also enjoy my job and am not a pessimist about having to work to earn a living.• If you want to date me, you will need to put in effort and show me that you're interested.• No, I don’t want to meet your P.O.• If you message me, grammar and spelling are important. Please know the difference between they're, their and there.• Common sense is sexy. Use it.• Have a vehicle. A running vehicle…that you drive...with a valid drivers license. (I think that covers any loopholes)• I'm determined that the sea the "plenty of fish" from this website has been contaminated by nuclear plant waste. Luckily I swam up-stream and was unaffected. Are there others out there?• I literally would give someone the shirt off my back. Partially because I’m a good person but also because I have a fantastic rack.• Teeth. You should have them and take care of them. Breath quality is also important.• There is a lack of common courtesy in today’s dating society. I will ask how your day was and genuinely care. I will want to have intelligent conversation. • Biggest dating pet peeve: Serial daters. I’m about quality over quantity. I talk to a limited amount of people and from there, only go on dates with those who I am genuinely interested in. And…IF I go on a date, I don’t go out with others. It's common courtesy and gives me a chance to get to know you. • Yes, there are plenty of proverbial fish in the proverbial sea, but I cast one line at a time.• Everyone has been hurt in a past relationship and/or cheated on. People don't want to read about it here. If you’re trying to move on, then move on. Not all men/women are the same.• YES you should respect me, as you should respect anyone. Your mom taught you this.• I am not DTF. Who advertises that? Worse yet…who goes for that?! If it’s you, shame on you. I hope your mother finds out and spanks you! • Somewhere public. I don't feel like being murdered and made into a skin suit. Maybe once I get to know you better we can revisit the idea.• If you ask me out…we should go OUT. Sitting on your couch and watching a movie is a cop out and shows no effort. Why is this so hard for guys to get? I believe most people are genuinely lazy about dating.• Possibly dinner/picnic (I LOVE picnics), mini-golf, drive-in movie, laser tag, go carting, farmers market, Oktoberfest, WIR, comedy club, ninja warfare, checkers...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Green-gray

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

INTERESTS

British German Irish Drama Romance War
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