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Johnnie, 32
United States, Pennsylvania, Norristown

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About Me

what the heck do i write about that can describe me in atleast 4 sentences?? lets just give ya some bullet points...1.veterinary technician2.terrible speller3.smartass4.always willing to try something once..twice..three times to make sure5.i never listen to voicemails6.type with my two index fingers7.country gal8.have no shame9.hard worker (which sometimes lead to working too much)10.sometimes talk to myself... (who doesnt?)11.flush public toilets with my foot12.love to laugh13.spontaneous..14.cant wait to jump out of a plane again15. I like fruit with my beer16.would like to go hang gliding17. like hot air ballons18, these are in no particular order19.and there are way to many bullet points for me to write down...20. got bit in the face by a****too21. have tattoos and plan on getting more22. have scars (they are tattoos with a story after all)23. clutzy every now and then24. stubborn25. I hate white chocolate and black olives26. enjoy state and local fairs27. can make a mean choc/pecan pie among others28. love pineapple...especialy on pizza and bugers29. enjoy camp fires and camping (the roughing it kind of camping, not that camper shit)...30. i don't think twice about getting my hands dirty31. have no idea how to put eyeliner on without looking like a racoon32. I'm weird and quirky and I like it!33. Off Roading....especialy if there are huge mud puddles!34. Bonfires35. I can get shy sometimes (my friends argue against this)36. Love taking random road trips, even if its just for a day37. I wear Scrubs38. Have no idea how to keep nail polish on my nails for more then 48 hrs 39. Get really chatty when I get nervous, especially on wine 40. Totally comfortable sitting in Silence41. I love trains and I'm dying to go on a train ride!42. My grandfather is my hero.. and this is where i will stop...im oddly enjoying this.. i will at some point re-write this, but for now... it is what it is.... ... and yup, i'm a list maker! Darts? movie? bowling? minigolf? skiball? bungee jumping? tattoos? Musical? (yup i do like those)Concert? Bonfire?

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'1"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

German Japanese
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