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Elsa, 22
United States, Texas, Harlingen

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I'm Stephanie. I watch Antiques Roadshow. I don't have twelve fingers. I blink at least twice a day. I have two arms AND two legs. I have a tummy and I'm chubby, and it's not gonna go away, so you're over it. I drink a lot of liquor and enjoy it even more when it's free. I dress "differently." I sew a lot of clothes, I guess that's one thing I could list as a hobby. I draw a lot, mostly on a graphics tablet. I'm more cartoony than realistic, and I'm a little shy about my work. I like video games, but none of that Call of Duty wartime mumbo jumbo. I mean the cool sh*tlike Spyro or Crash Bandicoot. I'm ****ing in love with Bioshock, also. absolutely adore dogs. All of them, even the ugly ones. Cats, are growing on me. I recently adopted a Sphynx cat. I'm pretty loud most of the time in groups, but one-on-one hanging out I'm a little quieter, I like to make my presence in a room noticed. I don't wear dreadful amounts of makeup. I often find humor in the macabre and distasteful. I like to act strangely and confuse strangers. I have a few weird mannerisms, but I've been told by others they're 'cute.' I currently have eight tattoos, and I plan on getting more. I also seem to quote obscure movies a lot. I have a zillion pet peeves, because I find it hard to tolerate the human race as a whole (this requires a lot of explanation). I don't watch television often, so your favorite sitcom will be a mystery to me. I have pet rats, I'm not afraid of spiders, and I don't run and hide behind something when I see a bee. I enjoy eating Lutefisk. Other than that, just ask me. NOT BORING. Drinks. Wonderful. No Awkard, ok? No, really, take me somewhere ****in'.***PLEASE READ BEFORE MESSAGING ME***Here are some things:-I prefer caucasian men. Not racist or any bullsh*t like that, just do what my tastes tell me to.-I'm not interested in a guy involved in any type of military thing.-Definitely not into guys who are avidly religious.-;) the answer is probably no.-If you're over 32, I'd say that's a hell f***ing no.-Not knowing how to type proper English is a turn off.-Definitely not a requirement, but if you're a guy with long hair, you will probably make my brain go all stupid when I look at you.*I have put these here for you to read because I know what I'm looking for, and you should know too.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'8"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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