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Jimmyjordanl60Online
Man. 58 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-61
Hi! My name is Jimmyjordanl60. I am divorced other caucasian man with kids from Chipley, Florida, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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HarleyOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= UPDATED OCT ***=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=Let's be honest most men are on here for one of three reasons:1. They are genuinely looking for a relationship2.;I look pretty and I'd "do" me."3. They are simply looking for a hookup, boootie-call, nookie, etc. (whatever you wanna call it)And since we are being honest, most women are on here for one primary reason...1. To have a relationship with a man, who is confident enough to dance by himself and can be all romantical and intimate.Are we seeing the similarities??? So you are probably thinking to yourself... "Alright Mr SmartAss, how do you fit into this little scenario?"Well I do not think I am like most men: IT'S ALL ABOUT ME :-)* I'll tell you what I think, (and yes it is possible for me NOT to be thinking of anything at certain points in time)* When I tell you that I am going to do something, I will do it or at a minimum, let you know that I can't. This is my biggest pet peeve... just let someone know it's not that difficult. * I do NOT smoke, I NEVER have or will. Seriously who wants to kiss someone that tastes like the backside of a dead cat? I'm OUT.., no matter how perfect you are. DEAL BREAKER* I am open to criticism ... as long as it is constructive.* I am willing to admit that I do have some drama in my life, as much as any father who actually fights to be with their kids more and the equality that they deserve.; I deal with it as best as possible and I'm trying to learn to accept it, regardless of its backwards ***'s view point. * I am a happily divorced father of two beautiful children who mean the world to me. So I'm not going to move across the metroplex, state, or the country for at least another 10 years.* I am looking for someone who has a great sense of humor, is sarcastic, witty and has a high tolerance to awful Dad jokes* Looks are important to me, but they are not the end all be all... as another fellow POF'er put it, "you wouldn't be reading this if looks were not important." So if you haven't located your hairbrush or toothbrush in the last month, please refrain from contacting me. * If you have sunglasses on in every picture, its not likely I will contact you or respond to your message.* I prefer to date within my own race, but I would not rule it out, either. This does not make me a racist or a bigot, it is simply a preference and I have met a few beautiful women of other races.*... then you need to check yourself before you wreck yourself.A "POOP-LOAD" OF OTHER THINGS YOU PROBABLY SHOULD KNOW* I don't have any tattoos, I believe there are respectable tattoos and then there are the spur of the moment regrettable tattoos ... If you have the latter, it says a lot about you, and it's not good. But not a deal breaker.* I enjoy listening to and discovering all kinds music, but when it comes to playing an *** singing ... I am unfortunately "musically challenged." There are exceptions of course to my music tastes i.e. ....I can't deal with the likes of One Direction, no matter how much my daughter likes it. :-P* I do NOT drink coffee/mocha/latte/espresso/etc. but I can go to Starbucks and order a $3 Ice Tea, if I have to.* I enjoy grilling out and some cooking, if you don't like to cook or don't have interest in it ....I simply don't foresee a long term relationship* I have this annoying habit of eating foods I enjoy... yeah I realize it's not always the healthiest, but moderation is the key right? Well I just lost the freakin' KEY. :-D* I don't make lots of money, but I gladly choose a life and time with my kids over money every day of the year, except the 1st of the month.* I play, attend and watch sports (football, baseball, hockey, soccer, golf, MMA, etc) Although basketball has lost its appeal to me over the last few years. * I have never been arrested and plan on keeping it that way. * I'm not afraid to admit that I cry/tear up during some movies and even some TV shows. * I'm not really into the bar scene, but I do go to them to watch sports and hangout with friends.* I don't have the body of Adonis and never will... but I have recently recovered from a long term sports injury & car accident and I am working my way back to a respectable body and fitness level... but please no more requests for the bathroom self portrait, that all women "L O V E".. Just not gonna do it. :-P* I think I know how to dance, although others may disagree. I do not know how to two-step, but I'm willing to learn with a certain stipulation... that I will share at a later time. * Apparently, I snore or have sleep apnea, but I've never heard it myself. * In my later years I am losing hair where I want it and getting it where I don't, thus some low maintenance is required from time to time. * I love to act like a fool, when you least expect it, my timing continues to get better as the years pass. ***Okay, for the record ... Should we start talking and then you realize that I'm not what you are looking for; I said/did something to put you off; you finally read my profile; or whatever the case may be ... Just simply let me Know (i.e.) "Hey I've had a change of heart, sorry"Don't be a chicken $#!+ and *** after you've exchanged phone #'s/multiple messages and lead them to believe you want to meet them. That is just rudeIn return, I will do the same for you.***If I left out an all important question that you are just dying to know then *** I'll share. Okay if this doesn't bring the girls running to my INBOX, I don't know what will...GOD, I hope this is enough for the P.O.F. Staff. It won't be a movie, the point of this is getting to know each other. Movies can occur on date #2 or later.
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DiegoOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
...but I found them every time! I hope they found good homes.I'm a smart, educated, and attractive man looking for the same (only in a woman). I have a wicked sense of humor and can make anybody laugh at any time. I can be crude and crass, and I sometimes push the limits with my humor, but I am aware of my surroundings and the company I am with, and tailor my humor to the environment. I enjoy picking on myself and laughing at myself as much as I do everybody else, and I can take it with a smile and quick wit when you poke fun at my expense.I have been told that I am very attentive - I am a details person, so I pay attention and like to ask questions. I want to get to KNOW somebody, and let them know who I am, and what I am about, and what I want. Why waste time with a person if the likes, dislikes, and commonalities are disjointed? Friendship is an important first step towards a relationship. At the same time, the only way to find out how compatible you are is to talk with said person on a frequent basis and go out often. Otherwise, it may take WEEKS or even MONTHS to find out you're not compatible.I am very affectionate, and could be (am?) labeled "touchy-feely". I know the 5 Love Languages, and which ones I am, and how to recognize and interact with the others (something I could have used a few years back). I have spent a lot of time analyzing what went wrong and how to prevent it the next (and hopefully final) time. I REALLY expect people to (mostly?) understand the English language and the proper use of "its" and "it's" and "there," they're," and "their." This is an actual profile I found - the WHOLE thing - "IM laid bk so dnt cum ta me with drama or games I hate liers." Seriously. I could not make that up! I also speak some Spanish and German (and would love to learn more and/or become fluent).I have a (fairly) stable life, a stable job, two kids (50% of the time), my own house, etc... I coach and play soccer year-round. I try to visit both of my kids' schools to have lunch with them once a week. I rarely (if ever) miss anything they do (I'm usually coaching or volunteering in some other way).I watch the news and read a lot of online news - technology, science, politics, etc... (Though I don't necessarily like TALKING politics). I know what's going on in my town, state, country, and world. Entertainment Tonight is NOT news.I'm usually always reading a computer book of sorts - picking up a new programming language, or expanding my knowledge of one I know.I'm a car guy - love sportscars (Corvettes, specifically), muscle cars, and Jeeps. I have had my mechanic's license just because I can, even though I've never been a mechanic (I'm a well-rounded car and computer geek). We camp in a tent, but the campground has clean restrooms and showers, and a heated pool. :-) I have camped in very rustic (read the middle of NOWHERE) places before, where they "may" have outhouses....I don't hunt or fish, though I don't have a problem with it; it's just not my thing. I also don't eat fish, especially if it's raw, but I do love crab legs.I am big into nature, natural beauty, and history. I have a bucket list of about 30 places to visit with the kids before they graduate - from National Parks and Monuments (a majority) to museums, battlefields, and amusement parks.- Smithsonian, Vietnam Memorial, etc...Musically I like about everything a guy my age should. I'm a huge country music fan, from Hank to Hank Jr, LOVE Chris Ledoux. I'm not afraid to don a pair of cowboy boots and a western / cowboy look. I like to play air drums in the car, and air guitar when nobody is paying attention. I am the guy that when a song come on the radio, I say, "WHO SINGS THIS?" to anybody in earshot.Lastly, and maybe you've actually read this far, but I am very picky in what I am looking for. On top of compatibility with the afore-mentioned traits, hobbies, and personality, I am looking for more of a slender, thin, or athletic body type. No offense, just my preference.I could probably ramble on all day, but I'll leave it here for now. This should give you a good idea if we'll get along, and also give you a couple ideas for conversation when we talk.Have a GREAT day! I saw this elsewhere, but I thought it was great.... We could hit the casinos with $20 or $50 each and see who gets lucky or loses first, giving us a chance to make small talk with a little bit of competetiveness. Follow it up with a nice casual dinner and more intimate conversation.