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PaulaOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
Maybe now is not the time to tell you that I have a bad habit of missplacing my keys should I not put them in the same place. I also have a very dry and sarcastic sense of humor that doesn't always translate well in the written form....Hence the lack of a true guffaw with my opening line. I have been considered a very generous person in all aspects of my life especially in friendship, family and love. I've been told that I'm smart, beautiful and sensitive, although I also tend to be a bit modest too...ha ha, there's that humor... I also enjoy staying active from a walk in the park to hiking. I've learned to embrace life and take it as it is...meaning I rather find the humor in the situation then dwell on the negative. Life is meant to be enjoyed.p.s Indecisivness kills me. I spend all day long making decisions, sometimes it's nice to be with someone who can decide where to eat without asking me to play "concierge". So, please let's stop with this "I don't know, what do you want to do?" nonsense. p.p.s Oh and this is a no B.S. zone. I'm done with the games, tell me what you want and if you are looking to "play" the game, please keep moving along. Just wasting your time here.
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KristieOffline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
if i push the maybe or yes would like to meet it means eventually ! NOT heres my #, please u have no patience or time dont bother! , i would love to meet people with no drama or lies included. as for me ive been told im one of a kind still have respect for myself and others i have all my homegrown morals n values still in place as well im not lookin to *** so please dont waste my or ur time keep it movin son as for those who need number n address RITE NOW 555~not~neva brandiland blvd.grow up ,usa ? anyways if ur still readin this then u guys let me help u out GOOD LORD PUTTA SHIRT ON N A SMILE !!! Im thinkin we all should have our own applications lmfao one of my questions wld be whts the craziest/funniezt/dotkiezt thing uve doñe to bring ur self up on a f#€×¶ up day??? get to know each other tlk walk laugh tlk sh*
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LeslieOnline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
Ok here goes…Most people start with a geographical history, so I guess I’ll insert that here. I wish I had some grand reason for moving to CO, but it was mainly because I desired change and I have some awesome, supportive friends who helped out with the move (I secretly think they just wanted a friend in a different state so they have a couch to vacation on). So I quit my job, packed up my apartment, and moved on a whim to a city I had never even visited. I love breakfast at all times of day, naps, the beach, hiking, and generally being outdoors. I buy cookie dough to eat, not bake. My ideal Sunday afternoon is having a poolside BBQ with my closest friends. In my younger years I was a competitive gymnast, so these days I enjoy a few hours here and there at JumpStreet to reminisce, even though my body hates me the next day. Last summer I picked up wakeboarding in AZ, but my board now belongs to the highest bidder from Craigslist. I have never been skiing or snowboarding, so there lies my new challenge, and also in need of a patient ***! ;’m looking forward to getting out and exploring everything it has to offer. Generally speaking, I live a healthy lifestyle, but admit grad school has meant more time indoors. I love a dive bar with a dart board or some shuffle board, and crave a Blue Moon or a Peach Ciroc here and there. I know nothing about wine, but just when I pinned down a favorite, I moved here only to find out it is not sold in stores. Fantastic! Have I mentioned anything about my thinly veiled sarcasm? I am not much of a movie person because I usually fall asleep; but for some reason I can watch NCIS/Criminal Minds marathons – however the heck that works. Now that being said, I also need someone who shares a similar sense of humor with me. Call me crazy, but if I spend two hours watching a comedy movie and laughing out of sync with the person next to me, we might as well just shake hands and call it a night. Anyways...I’m independent, feisty, social, witty, sarcastic, A.D.D., positive, honest, etc (you’ll figure it out eventually). I have an uncanny ability to read between the lines (or filter out BS – however you’d like to phrase it), so just know I respect honesty and loyalty the most, and have zero tolerance for liars and cheaters. Patience is a good virtue to have when around me, so I’ve been told. It takes a while to really get to know/understand me, heck I’m still trying to figure it all out, but it’ll be a fun journey! P.S. If you did not take the time to proofread or use proper grammar, or were too lazy to capitalize the first letter of each sentence, have only self portraits taken from a phone looking into a mirror, or your shirt is off in the majority of your pictures - please skip onto the next profile. If all you have to say in your first message to me is a one liner such as: hi, how was your weekend, I think we have a lot in common, would you like to get a drink, etc.... One liners will most likely be immediately deleted, unless you have a stellar profile. Yes, I actually read them, and judge you by the effort you put into it *** solely click through pictures. I may be a little bit abrasive throughout this online thing, but I'm tired of being "Little Miss" (if you understand/relate to that reference, then we should talk! ).