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Dianne, 53

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Im an obssessive-compulsive neurotic looking for a man who will take care of me and solve all my problems. You must be rich, spend all your time with me, be available at a moments notice, and constantly reassure me of your undying love and commitment. I go from calm to crazy in less than 2 seconds. I have a ton of baggage and unresolved issues from all my past failed relationships that you'll need to take the blame for. And if you leave me I'll stalk you for months begging you to come back.If you haven't figured it out, I have a rather quirky and bizarre sense of humor:)- What I'm really hoping to find is an average, normal guy who is looking for someone to spend time with. Get to know each other as friends and see if we're compatible before taking things any further. Too many people have high expectations on these sites, but the reality is you can't shop online for a "relationship" like this is eBay or Amazon, lol! I'm no Barbie, got some extra pounds where they shouldn't be but it's a work in progress. I do love how some of you will only date a supermodel when you're built like the Pillsbury doughboy! I have dark blonde hair, bluish-green eyes, all my own teeth, and I don't move my lips when I read. I'm not interested in hooking up or having you cling all over me like seaweed on a clam on our first date, so if you're looking for quick and easy, keep looking. I'm a strong Southern woman, college graduate, and quite capable of handling my own business. I have a career, not just a job, but it doesn't define or consume me. No kids at home so my free time is my own. Life is much more interesting-and fun-when shared! Hope to hear from you soon!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Jannie

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    Woman. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 49-59

    I love to garden. I have a 5 month old puppy. I am creative (scrapbooking, photos, decorating, re-purposing). I love animals, but I don't "obsess". They are a part of my life, but I don'I't center my life around them. I love nature: water, sunsets, beaches, parks, etc. I am a bit of a handy woman and would love to learn more. I'm not materialistic, but, yes, I want and need things. I hate shopping. Not fond of cooking. Love an intelligent conversation. Can do without sport talk and sport t.v. I love exploring new music I(not hip-hop/rap or country). I love to help others in need - be it the poor, the sick, animals, etc. I don't go looking for it, but if I see it I absolutely offer my help and follow through.I am a very "social" person and strike up a conversation very easily with people, but I would rather stick to a small circle of friends in the long run. My goals? I just want to adjust to life without my son (college) and start a new social life (after 17 years)! I don't want to go out every night to accomplish this. I want to wake up in the morning knowing there is someone in the same town looking forward to a hug, a laugh, and a great kiss!Upsdate: after just a few days on this website I have learned more of what i don't want: if you feel the need to post a picture of yourself w/o a shirt on - I don' need you, if you need to post pictures of your hot tub, your swimming pool and your entire house - don't need you, if you tuck your tee shirt in your pants - don't need you, if your heavy - don't need you, if you are into watching SPORTS - do not need you, if you message every single girl - don't need you, if you can't bother to "chat", "IM", etc., for awhile to get to know each other before going out on that "first date" - certainly don't need you - that's YOUR DESPERATION, not mine., if you claim you don't have a computer - that is completely suspicious to me and other women that you are hiding your search for woman from someone else, most everyone owns a computer. Hard to believe all these men on meetville don't have a computer!!! Don't lie about you having kids. We are not going to be put off. We'll be more put off when we find out LATER! If you want a one night stand: get a whore, go to a bar, or get an escort service. Some of us are serious! IF YOU DON'T HAVE PICTURES (and that is plural) Don't bother! Ha! Been a while! I would really like to have some sort of a picnic/sunset scenario. I have NEVER had that. Always wanted that. It just occurred to me. That's "IT".

  • Helen

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    Woman. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 50-60

    I am out- going and social, and like to go to festivals, dinner parties, art openings, but have an innate reserve and need time to read a good book.I went from a debutante to humanitarian aid worker and enjoy conversing with anyone from the taxi driver to the vice consul. I live in the vibrant neighborhood of Marigny where i can walk everywhere, including the French Quarter. My house is one of the oldest in the area and is allegedly haunted!I enjoy traveling to places not overrun by tourists. Prefer to dine in non- chain restaurants. Own a horse and ride on weekends on levee and park with friends.I am open to meeting someone who reads my profile and is intrigued. Someone charming, with a sense of humor, and a worldview that extends beyond domestic concerns. I will only respond to those with a photo. No reason why you don't have a photo unless you're in the witness protection program then that puts you on my " do not fly " list. That said, all of my profile pictures were taken in ***.No pictures from 10 years ago, everything in my profile is true. - I believe in honesty and expect the same. There is someone for everyone. Good luck in your search. I hope to find a long and lasting loving relationship and make some friends along the way. Lets start with coffee or a glass of prosecco and see where that goes.

  • Nichole

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    Woman. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 50-60

    My perception of me ... Smart, happy, honest, genuine, fun, spontaneous, sometimes sexy, always positive, can be serious, can be silly, always direct, independent, sometimes a little headstrong, stable, financially secure. I love to laugh and can be a little witty and sarcastic. I love riding my Harley. Love being outdoors, even better when there is water around. Love the beach and the feel of the ocean. I love to dance and enjoy a good conversation. Love working out, especially running. I am looking for someone active, kind, romantic and loving, holds my hand in public, who challenges me, who's my best friend and lover, loves to ride, looks good in jeans and boots but also can dress up for a formal occasion. Actually it's what we make of it. It's all about laughter, smiles and chemistry!!

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