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BrandyOffline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
You know that feeling in elementary school when the teacher calls on you and you really have no idea what's happening because you've been coloring pictures in the margins of your scribbler all day? That feeling - that moment, pretty much sums up my life.While my educational background reeks of pretentious coffee houses, dark rimmed glasses and late nights discussing literary criticisms and historical perspectives - don't let that fool you - I have several cleverly placed tattoos and piercings that may go against the notions of someone who enjoys renaissance literature and everything Middle Earth. Two degrees later, here I am. Besides, I think nine years of post-secondary education is normal, to which most people agree...for doctors. I digress.Being single is fine with me, however more and more it seems to be the state that most of my friends prefer me to occupy. They seem to take great enjoyment out of the hilarity that is the smorgasbord of anecdotes the dating scene affords me. I may actually be cursed. It’s as if I have been chosen by a higher power to smite me with men who roam the earth hunting in popped collars and shell necklaces. This is not paranoia or even dramatic excess, it just happens to be my life.) the beach, traveling, taking random spur of the moment road trips to meet rockstars, dragons, firm handshakes, two full scoops of raisins, elephants, causing trouble,the tin drums, memorizing countries (geographically) and lumberjacks.I firmly believe the Mighty Duck movies to be the best cinematic masterpieces of all time(though I often question the credibility of D3).I adore my friends and my family means the world to me - although I believe us to be one family photo away from wearing matching sweaters - including the dog.- Fast Times could have been in my future...I dislike chocolate poptarts, crunchy snow, telescopes, the overuse of the exclamation point,clingy shower curtains, romance,revs,popped collars, olives, outer space and rabbits - I'm petrified of rabbits. To make things easier, I thought I might compile a list of reasons why I may not answer:* Shirtless pictures. Really.* One word messages. I don't love zombies. Or their food. * Photos of your bike. I get it, you like your bike. But I'm not posting pictures of tomato soup or giraffes. Be cool.* Superman tattoos. Even Superman would be embarrassed.* Any message that contains, "S'up baby, come holla at cha boi", "omg" or "boyz" Seriously.* Prom pictures. No. Just no.* I once saw seat coverings in a parked car. Don't be that guy.* If your dog is small enough to blow off the back of a pick-up truck. * References to being a male model. Please, just don't.
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MarcieOffline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
well I don't like to talk about myself so if you wanna know ask me I will not answer if your a man 50 or 60 or more, don't *** am looking for some fun maybe some drinks and dancing other then that well that's it so lets get it on and have some fun what are you waiting for life is short enough you know.OK so as your on this site you learn more and more so time to update again here. SO LET ME PUT THIS IN CAPITALS SINCE SOME DON'T KNOW HOW TO READ WELL LOL, IF YOU ARE MARRIED AND JUST LOOKING TO HOOK UP WELL THINK AGAIN, I AM NOT GETTING INVOLVED WITH A MARRIED MAN OK IF YOUR NOT HAPPY IN A MARRIAGE WHY CHEAT LEAVE THEM WOULD YOU REALLY WANT IT DONE TO YOU BY YOUR WIFE UMMMMM NOPE DIDN'T THINK SO AND I AM NOT GOING TO BE THE GIRL WHO DESTROYS A MARRIAGE BEEN THERE BEFORE HAD IT DONE TO ME SO KINDLY DON'T *** MARRIED THANKS.***\\***Plz ***\\\***Put This***On Your***account If***You Know***\\\***Someone ***\\***Who Died ***\***Of***\\\***Cancer***\\\---OR who may be suffering from it what ever we decide on
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TrishaOnline
Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
I am a kind, fun looking woman who is looking for a match who is the same! I am a Christiam and would like someone who is also. I love animals, sushi and some one whp has a great sense of humor.