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PeachesOffline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-29
Hmu on *** paying for this copenhagenbaby2.
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ErinOnline
Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-51
The absolute first thing I notice in a man is his smile. You have to have all of your teeth... sorry, no exceptions. I think everyone should cherish the little things in life... a kiss on the forehead, the touch of a man’s fingers on the small of your back, that "look" that needs no words... If you are here to play games, please walk the other way. I am not here for that, so please don’t waste my time or yours.I am definitely not high maintenance. I color my own hair and do my own nails. I am not looking for someone to take care of me or pay my bills. I can do that just fine on my own. I love to smile and make people smile. I eat cereal for dinner and would not be upset if brussel sprouts were removed from the Earth. I like the smell of gasoline. I like my steak medium rare. I like Sweet N' Low in my iced tea and Splenda in my coffee. Coke over Pepsi, hands down. I love the smell of fresh cut grass. A rainy day. A campfire. A puppy's kiss. The sun on my face. I'm a great talker but even a better listener. Lazy people bother me. I walked the bridge today. I love life every day. No drugs, no drama, no games. I like it simple, fun and loving. I don't think that is too much to ask. The following list is largely satirical but has come about from profiles I have "marveled" while here. 1. iF YoU HaVe tExT LiKe tHiS iN YouR pRoFiLE yOU'rE pRoBaBly NoT mY TypE. 2. If your tongue is hanging out of your mouth in your pics because you are "hammered" I am not too sure we would be a good match. 3. If you're forming "wanna-be" gang symbology with your hands, we're probably NOT compatible. 4. If the majority of your pics are a portrayal of you consuming alcohol, we would most likely not be a good fit. 5. If your main pic is of you at your prom you might be too young and if your baby pics are in black and white, you MAY be a little too old. 6. Lastly, if most of your pictures are of you taking your own picture in your bathroom or gym mirror, I don’t think it’s going to work out. Ask a neighbor or even a stranger. Looks more natural … just saying.Honestly though, if a person has indulged too much in the current American culture, they've probably ruined themselves. Ironically, they are also probably painfully unaware of this fact! A few of life's little *** I try and live by... sing in the shower, drink champagne for no reason at all, return borrowed vehicles with a full tank of gas, compliment three people every day, never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them, floss your teeth, keep it simple, say "thank you" and "please" a lot, avoid negative people, buy whatever kids are selling on card tables in their front yards, keep your promises, have a firm handshake, surprise loved ones with little unexpected gifts, wave at kids on school buses, call your mother, don’t be afraid to say “I made a mistake”, and marry only for love. Live music, a couple of drinks, great conversation, and a lot of laughter..... If things go well, maybe plan a second date.
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JimmieOnline
Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-49
People tend to say I am shy, but not after I get to know the person. I am goal oriented, spontaneous, love to learn, always like a good horror movie, and family is the most important to me. For some reason I am the one that everyone seems to come to for advice, I guess that is because I am a great listener and know how to communicate. I am more of a girly girl then a tom boy but I don't mind getting my hands dirty when fun is involved. I can dress up for a night on the town or dress down for the backyard bonfire. I am hoping to meet someone that is intelligent and has common sense, strange how those two traits don't go hand in hand! He should be family oriented and be open to at least meeting the right person for a long term relationship. He should like children, should have an adventurous side, and be spontaneous. He should have a good understanding that any relationship requires work but it shouldn't feel like work in the beginning. He should know in a healthy relationship there is a You, Me, and Us. It all depends on the person, but typically I would meet for coffee and if we both felt we should have a "real" first date then we might plan something like dinner or something adventurous to do. We could always go to a museum or park.