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Jordan, 42

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About Me

ME:I've been told that I'm cute & smart (like everybody else here, huh?)Straight, white teeth.Good posture (at 5'***" my posture better be good) Very fit and very active (yoga, run, bike, blade, spin, hike, water ski, snow ski). YOU:Have the above(except for the 5'***" part....and there's some flexibilty on the straight teeth part BUT they have to be white and you have to have ALL of them..or at least really great veneers).Desperately passionate for animals, great food & travel. Certain things are deal breakers, certain things I may be adaptable to....If you're proudly holding up a dead fish in your profile pictures....Way to go!...but, we're probably not a match. If all your holidays involve tents and sleeping bags....Not likely a match. I'm not (too much of) a princess but my idea of camping would include a 2 bathroom RV with satellite television. If you take my profile blurb too seriously...well...you know.....Non-smoker (duh!). Have enough flexibility (time wise & financially-as I do) to travel & explore the world and our great city.DEALBREAKERS:Facial TattoosPonytailsCrossdressersPoor SpellersLook younger than my my age, look better in real life...blah, blah, blah (like I said, just like everyone else on the site)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Le

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    Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 18-28

    Hi! My name is Le. I am never married other caucasian woman without kids from San Angelo, Texas, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

  • Erin

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    Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 41-51

    The absolute first thing I notice in a man is his smile. You have to have all of your teeth... sorry, no exceptions. I think everyone should cherish the little things in life... a kiss on the forehead, the touch of a man’s fingers on the small of your back, that "look" that needs no words... If you are here to play games, please walk the other way. I am not here for that, so please don’t waste my time or yours.I am definitely not high maintenance. I color my own hair and do my own nails. I am not looking for someone to take care of me or pay my bills. I can do that just fine on my own. I love to smile and make people smile. I eat cereal for dinner and would not be upset if brussel sprouts were removed from the Earth. I like the smell of gasoline. I like my steak medium rare. I like Sweet N' Low in my iced tea and Splenda in my coffee. Coke over Pepsi, hands down. I love the smell of fresh cut grass. A rainy day. A campfire. A puppy's kiss. The sun on my face. I'm a great talker but even a better listener. Lazy people bother me. I walked the bridge today. I love life every day. No drugs, no drama, no games. I like it simple, fun and loving. I don't think that is too much to ask. The following list is largely satirical but has come about from profiles I have "marveled" while here. 1. iF YoU HaVe tExT LiKe tHiS iN YouR pRoFiLE yOU'rE pRoBaBly NoT mY TypE. 2. If your tongue is hanging out of your mouth in your pics because you are "hammered" I am not too sure we would be a good match. 3. If you're forming "wanna-be" gang symbology with your hands, we're probably NOT compatible. 4. If the majority of your pics are a portrayal of you consuming alcohol, we would most likely not be a good fit. 5. If your main pic is of you at your prom you might be too young and if your baby pics are in black and white, you MAY be a little too old. 6. Lastly, if most of your pictures are of you taking your own picture in your bathroom or gym mirror, I don’t think it’s going to work out. Ask a neighbor or even a stranger. Looks more natural … just saying.Honestly though, if a person has indulged too much in the current American culture, they've probably ruined themselves. Ironically, they are also probably painfully unaware of this fact! A few of life's little *** I try and live by... sing in the shower, drink champagne for no reason at all, return borrowed vehicles with a full tank of gas, compliment three people every day, never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them, floss your teeth, keep it simple, say "thank you" and "please" a lot, avoid negative people, buy whatever kids are selling on card tables in their front yards, keep your promises, have a firm handshake, surprise loved ones with little unexpected gifts, wave at kids on school buses, call your mother, don’t be afraid to say “I made a mistake”, and marry only for love. Live music, a couple of drinks, great conversation, and a lot of laughter..... If things go well, maybe plan a second date.

  • Janna

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    I would like to find someone to date, spend time with and see where it goes. I do not have a strong or desperate urge to find the one or have a serious relationship right now. I am a laid back, easy going girl who likes to laugh and have fun. I have two great boys who are my everything. I work and go to school which means I am busy but would make time for the right person. I am a very straight to the point person. I am kind, considerate, caring, affectionate, goofy, dorky, have a sense of humor and I don't offend easily. I like going to the movies, dinner, being outdoors, but just as comfortable staying in to cook, watch T.V. or snuggle.

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