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Krista, 45

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About Me

Hello! I am a tall glass of water.. in a tiny little town. A cute blonde who enjoys digging in the dirt. I will be adventurous, fun and wee bit snarky. I love to dance to old school hip hop, and on a moments notice will throw on my heels, nice sexy dress and hit the city. I Absolutely hate country music. If I wanted to hear whining I would tune into my teenager more often! lol! With the nice weather just around the corner, I will most likely ditch household duties for any excuse I can find to be outside. Yes, a nature girl at heart, so be creative and find something for us to do. I can be very funny. Do you like funny? A candle lit dinner, holding the door open for me, staring into each others eyes.... Yawwwwn.. Seriously? On a first date? I love old school romance, but lets get to know each other first! I want to see you for who you are. And vise versa I would hope.. So, lets see...nice first date.. Umm idk..for starters, not getting stood up. lol, yes, that would be a great start, you actually showing up!:) ok, hmmmmmm...ok how about a few simple etiquette rules... Like not using the back of your hand as a napkin..chewing with your mouth closed, remembering to put in all your teeth BEFORE you sit down to dinner..Asked to be excused for all inappropriate external sights & sounds.. Such as, Farting, burping, slurping, crotch grabbing, nose picking, toe nail biting & head scratching. If you have Tourette's, just give me a heads up please.. If you catch me dosing off at the table, I'll most likely tell you I have narcolepsy... But it's a complete and utter lie. You are really just boring the sh*t out of me..:)) And don't stiff me with the check after you just ordered a weeks worth of food to be wrapped up in TOGO containers! Lol! If my unusual sense of humor cracked you up and you thought it was funny.... Give my a hollah! I' m sure we will get along great.. If you took any of this seriously, I'm sorry, it just wouldn't work out between us..I do make exceptions however.. Say for a tall,dark, handsome, sexy black man..:))

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

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    Looking for: man. In age: 41-51

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