SIMILAR PEOPLE
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ShawnaOffline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I\'m easygoing, compassionate, passionate, funny, a bit sarcastic, loyal and fiercely independent. I love hugs, kisses, cuteness and affection. Search for caring, loving lifelong partner.
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FloraOnline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
I'm a desperately unphotogenic woman looking for someone who likes a pint of the black, a good book, a game of scrabble and indie music. Being able to make me laugh is a real bonus. A warning though. A friend once described my sense of humour as "inappropriate". The rest you can find out later. I promise I'm nowhere near as boring as this profile sounds.By the way, I'm a little bit foreign. I moved here from Australia 6 months before the economy collapsed. Yay me. But if you're married, please don't bother. Ta!And apologies if I disappear and don't chat. I tend to pop in and pop out of here. Sorry about that. A natter and a laugh in a smelly old man pub.
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KristaOffline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
Hello! I am a tall glass of water.. in a tiny little town. A cute blonde who enjoys digging in the dirt. I will be adventurous, fun and wee bit snarky. I love to dance to old school hip hop, and on a moments notice will throw on my heels, nice sexy dress and hit the city. I Absolutely hate country music. If I wanted to hear whining I would tune into my teenager more often! lol! With the nice weather just around the corner, I will most likely ditch household duties for any excuse I can find to be outside. Yes, a nature girl at heart, so be creative and find something for us to do. I can be very funny. Do you like funny? A candle lit dinner, holding the door open for me, staring into each others eyes.... Yawwwwn.. Seriously? On a first date? I love old school romance, but lets get to know each other first! I want to see you for who you are. And vise versa I would hope.. So, lets see...nice first date.. Umm idk..for starters, not getting stood up. lol, yes, that would be a great start, you actually showing up!:) ok, hmmmmmm...ok how about a few simple etiquette rules... Like not using the back of your hand as a napkin..chewing with your mouth closed, remembering to put in all your teeth BEFORE you sit down to dinner..Asked to be excused for all inappropriate external sights & sounds.. Such as, Farting, burping, slurping, crotch grabbing, nose picking, toe nail biting & head scratching. If you have Tourette's, just give me a heads up please.. If you catch me dosing off at the table, I'll most likely tell you I have narcolepsy... But it's a complete and utter lie. You are really just boring the sh*t out of me..:)) And don't stiff me with the check after you just ordered a weeks worth of food to be wrapped up in TOGO containers! Lol! If my unusual sense of humor cracked you up and you thought it was funny.... Give my a hollah! I' m sure we will get along great.. If you took any of this seriously, I'm sorry, it just wouldn't work out between us..I do make exceptions however.. Say for a tall,dark, handsome, sexy black man..:))