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HotassOffline
Woman. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 41-53
Hi! My name is Hotass. I am divorced other caucasian woman with kids from Puyallup, Washington, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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BrendaOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
I am passionate about living life to the fullest. I want to experience as much as I can. There is so much out there to see and do. The only way to improve on experiencing new wonders is to have someone to share it with.
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RoseannOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
Welcome to my Plenty of Fish Profile. I'm looking for love. That's right, I said it. I've picked up a few great friends along the way; but still searching for that someone who completes me (just like it happens in the romantic comedies that all of you boys find so painful to watch). So, here it goes...About me - I pick fights when I'm bored, I yell when I'm angry, I'm a terrible cook, I eat fast food, I don't like to lose, I procrastinate, I hate to talk on the phone, I’m addicted to fitness classes, and I buy stuff I don’t need just because it’s on sale. I have attractive qualities too, but I'll let you figure out what those are on your own. I'm an open book...ask me anything. I'm real, I'm honest (sometimes too much so), and I'm only into games if they're played on a board or with a deck of cards.About you - You must be funny. It would help if I think you're attractive. You somewhat know the difference between there, their, and they’re; your and you’re; too and to; and bonus points for the proper usage of than vs. then. You know that a lot is two words and possibly even know how to correctly use an apostrophe. (You don't need to be perfect, but I will point and laugh when you're wrong).I don't like to waste my time. It’s frustrating to spend hours messaging just to meet up and sit through a tepid date. Initially I’m looking for chemistry; a spark or connection, magnetic attraction, butterflies, etc. Long-term - the love of my life, someone I genuinely get along with, want to put ahead of myself, don’t mind apologizing to, could picture growing old with, all of that great stuff you read about in books and fall for in the movies. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves... at this point I’d be satisfied meeting someone with a similar mindset and a mutual interest in planning date #2.I am complete. Single and happy; have 2 amazing kids, great friends, supportive family, and a job I enjoy. I want you to be an addition to this; I am looking for the right guy (not just any guy). A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never let her down. He will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions. He will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible ... No wait. Sorry. I'm thinking of vodka. It's vodka that does all that shit; never mind...P.S. Crap, you’re a slow reader; send me a message already!