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Roseann, 37

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About Me

Welcome to my Plenty of Fish Profile. I'm looking for love. That's right, I said it. I've picked up a few great friends along the way; but still searching for that someone who completes me (just like it happens in the romantic comedies that all of you boys find so painful to watch). So, here it goes...About me - I pick fights when I'm bored, I yell when I'm angry, I'm a terrible cook, I eat fast food, I don't like to lose, I procrastinate, I hate to talk on the phone, I’m addicted to fitness classes, and I buy stuff I don’t need just because it’s on sale. I have attractive qualities too, but I'll let you figure out what those are on your own. I'm an open book...ask me anything. I'm real, I'm honest (sometimes too much so), and I'm only into games if they're played on a board or with a deck of cards.About you - You must be funny. It would help if I think you're attractive. You somewhat know the difference between there, their, and they’re; your and you’re; too and to; and bonus points for the proper usage of than vs. then. You know that a lot is two words and possibly even know how to correctly use an apostrophe. (You don't need to be perfect, but I will point and laugh when you're wrong).I don't like to waste my time. It’s frustrating to spend hours messaging just to meet up and sit through a tepid date. Initially I’m looking for chemistry; a spark or connection, magnetic attraction, butterflies, etc. Long-term - the love of my life, someone I genuinely get along with, want to put ahead of myself, don’t mind apologizing to, could picture growing old with, all of that great stuff you read about in books and fall for in the movies. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves... at this point I’d be satisfied meeting someone with a similar mindset and a mutual interest in planning date #2.I am complete. Single and happy; have 2 amazing kids, great friends, supportive family, and a job I enjoy. I want you to be an addition to this; I am looking for the right guy (not just any guy). A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never let her down. He will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions. He will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible ... No wait. Sorry. I'm thinking of vodka. It's vodka that does all that shit; never mind...P.S. Crap, you’re a slow reader; send me a message already!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Milagros

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    I enjoy good food, wine, and traveling. I love sports, especially football.) I am very outgoing and have an offbeat sense of humor. I appreciate men with excellent spelling and grammar skills and a lack of half naked pictures on your profile. Anyone can have a nice chest, but knowing the difference between there, their, and they're? Now that's talent. I am an elementary school teacher by day and an elementary school paper grader by night. A quiet dinner so we can get to know each other would be ideal.

  • Maxine

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    Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

    OK. Cards on the table...D'oh!! I keep adding to this...So, while I totally get this whole MILF thing and can appreciate positive comments, I am not into random hook-ups (my passion's a bonfire when its with someone I love) and will continue being the "master of my domain" until I meet my special dude. I've waited a looong time, I can hold off some more *sigh* lol. Before you go thru the time reading below, I would like to share that my FM (as described below) has flared up and has affected my ability to walk great distances. I am cruising in my new ride these days :) I get up and push through every day, so I am not reliant on Ol'Betsy, just makes getting out (which I love to do) easier. And hey, makes that first date stigma a little less unnerving, no way I'm beating you out the door ;)I am a good ol' canadian chick. I love hockey, cooking/baking and being outdoors. I am suburban over urban. It is rare to see me without my smile and I live for fun. I love life and I truly can find joy and amusement in the smallest of things. Ok, ok - yes I'm a big goofball! ;) My life is highlighted by my 10 year-old daughter. She is absolutely my pride and joy. I am lucky to call such wonderful people my friends and they, along with my family, are the most important things in my life. Although slowed by Fibromyalgia (pain in my joints and muscles/tissues), I push through and try to live life to the fullest. And to be completely honest, there are some bad days...days where I'm stiff (that's what he said lol) I am definately a glass-is-half-full kinda girl. I know that having someone by my side, will make those "movie" days much easier (and oh-so much more fun!!). In my good ol' days, hiking and playing hockey were my passions and I am determined to continue to find my "cure" that will allow me to get back on the trails and ice one day!! Something to be said about me is that I am positive and pretty strong willed. I love trying new things. Would like to find someone who is willing to try/teach scuba diving, skydiving, etc, activities that my body will allow me to enjoy. I am intelligent, confident, generous and outgoing. My faults...well, I can be sarcastic ~funny, not mean; I am very passionate ~sometimes too much so; as I mentioned above, I am strong willed, but have no problem conceding defeat and agreeing to disagree; and I do love to shop ~I have this desire to have my cupboards stocked...its a homemaker thing ~ and yes, I love shoes...its a girl thing (I am proud to say that I'm the queen of bargain hunting)!!! I believe in Karma, paying it forward and that things happen for a reason. I really, really love to learn and feel there is always room for self-growth, be it from meeting new people or seeing new places. Excitement lies with experiencing new adventures.I don't play mind games and demand this same respect back. I want someone who ,can communicate, is open and honest and says what they mean, and means what they say. I am looking for someone real and not someone with a 'cover' identity. I would like to meet someone who is confident and outgoing. Although we'd want to spend time together, he'd be someone who also is comfortable with enjoying time apart. I am hoping to find someone where our chemistry is such that we can have a great night snuggling watching tv then have our passion explode and we can't get each others clothes off fast enough ~ I believe this to be a very important part of a relationship. I've tried the long-distance relationship bit and have concluded that, for the most part, I am not willing to relocate my daughter again. Obviously, if I were blessed in finding my soulmate, well, anything's possible. I am proceeding with this "dating" thing very slowly so don't take offence if it takes time for me to respond. (and to be honest, its a little overwhelming being a girl on this site). Although ultimately I do want a long-term relationship, I really need things to start off as friends and slowly build from there. I have realized that pressure to proceed into something serious too quickly, will deter me and have me backing away. I should also say that,at least for the near future, I have 100% custody of my girl, so my time is somewhat limited. But in saying this, I have found myself feeling lonely lately and craving MY mans arms wrapped lovingly and protectively around me, while he kisses the top of my head. I really do want to find my Forever. (whew...women sure do have lots to say lmao!!)If you are looking for something 'quick', well, move on then 'cause you're barking up the wrong tree.Happy Hunting ;o)MxoxoUPDATE - ok, so I yammered on quite a bit above, but by the content of many of my received messages, a few main points seemed to be drowned in all my writing. I have Fibromyalgia. Its a chronic systemic pain condition that impacts my daily life, much like arthritis. I also am a single-mom of an amazing and very active 10-year-old. Managing these both on my own is very challenging and time consuming - although, my situation has been both a burden and a wonderful blessing. I am receiving disability benefits, and because of my working hard all my life and choosing a wonderful career, I am able to raise my daughter financially on my own. I mention this because I don't want false judgment thrown at me, in that I am looking for someone to pay our way. I do want someone who is well aware of my challenges and knows that I love life and want to share the rest of it with my soulmate. oh...I also should mention that i am currently of a voluptuous body-type (NO, not bbw), but not a stick - I do have curves in ALL the right places ;).. Damn...too much writing again! Lmao! Go-Karts, skydiving, hockey game, cage diving South Africa, pool, nookie kidding!! ;=sister's wedding in the beginning of October ***?? I'm a great travel companion ;)

  • Roxie

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    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    i love the ocean, i like to be outside as much as possible. i am easy going and feel that you need to lead your own life and not worry about what other people think you should do. i like to be active, going to new places and experiencing new things, even though i am at times nervous about it. i am obsessed with music :) except for country- although there are a couple of decent country songs out there. i can read for hours if the book is good. i like to garden, but hate to weed. i love dogs, and just recently got a new puppy. i am often told that i am reserved around new people but lots of fun once you get to know me. i believe in kindness and karma, and that you shouldnt judge others because you never know the whole story unless you lived it. i respect intelligence, but not when it is used as a way belittle others. i enjoy meaningful conversations and silly ones too. i like to go out and have fun, but i also like to relax at home.

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