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RoseannOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
Welcome to my Plenty of Fish Profile. I'm looking for love. That's right, I said it. I've picked up a few great friends along the way; but still searching for that someone who completes me (just like it happens in the romantic comedies that all of you boys find so painful to watch). So, here it goes...About me - I pick fights when I'm bored, I yell when I'm angry, I'm a terrible cook, I eat fast food, I don't like to lose, I procrastinate, I hate to talk on the phone, I’m addicted to fitness classes, and I buy stuff I don’t need just because it’s on sale. I have attractive qualities too, but I'll let you figure out what those are on your own. I'm an open book...ask me anything. I'm real, I'm honest (sometimes too much so), and I'm only into games if they're played on a board or with a deck of cards.About you - You must be funny. It would help if I think you're attractive. You somewhat know the difference between there, their, and they’re; your and you’re; too and to; and bonus points for the proper usage of than vs. then. You know that a lot is two words and possibly even know how to correctly use an apostrophe. (You don't need to be perfect, but I will point and laugh when you're wrong).I don't like to waste my time. It’s frustrating to spend hours messaging just to meet up and sit through a tepid date. Initially I’m looking for chemistry; a spark or connection, magnetic attraction, butterflies, etc. Long-term - the love of my life, someone I genuinely get along with, want to put ahead of myself, don’t mind apologizing to, could picture growing old with, all of that great stuff you read about in books and fall for in the movies. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves... at this point I’d be satisfied meeting someone with a similar mindset and a mutual interest in planning date #2.I am complete. Single and happy; have 2 amazing kids, great friends, supportive family, and a job I enjoy. I want you to be an addition to this; I am looking for the right guy (not just any guy). A real man is a woman's best friend. He will never let her down. He will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions. He will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible ... No wait. Sorry. I'm thinking of vodka. It's vodka that does all that shit; never mind...P.S. Crap, you’re a slow reader; send me a message already!
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VirgieOnline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
I love being a mom. I enjoy cooking and caring for my home. A cup of coffee while taking a walk in the park.
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CallieOffline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
I’m feisty, compassionate, have a quirky sense of humor and I think reading is a fun way to spend the day – Yep, I’m that kind of girl. I believe in leisure and I enjoy some recreation – I’d rather watch someone else play anything that calls for athleticism, though… I was not blessed with that type of inherent ability, or competitive drive. I’m looking for a man who is financially stable, kinda handsome, who can slow dance, make me laugh, and make me dinner (I’m not a passionate cook, so even though I CAN cook, I try to avoid it). It’s also important that he knows the difference between they’re, their and there; as well as you’re and your and can use them correctly. I’m really into arm porn – I admire a nice chest/upper arm body physique on a man... it's not a requirement for dating... I just enjoy it.I have great friends and family and my own life... I am looking for someone that I enjoy getting out and doing things with, sitting around doing nothing with, and getting butterflies in my stomach when they take an interest in me. I am looking to date until I find someone with whom I have a mutual connection, likes, interests, etc.... they don't have an option for that on the drop down. Ultimately, if a special, long-term relationship does happen for me, I am not looking to get married.I have a daughter of my own who recently got the opportunity to go live with her dad in Germany while he's stationed there. She is a very lucky kid to have both parents that love and support her and she gets to learn a new culture and have a European experience for a few years. I've lived in this area for the last 7 years.One of my favorite quotes is by Dolly Parton: Find out who you are and do it on purpose!If you just want a hook-up... move on... and there's always Craigslist. A meal, a drink, miniature golf, a ghost tour... I'm open to ideas.