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RalphOnline
Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52
I'm a single father of a sweet 4 year old boy. He's my rock. i'm looking for a special woman who can understand that. Not looking for a mother for him, he has one. Chemistry is important and that's what I'm hoping to find.I've been in Vegas for about 17 years now. I've been a musician all my life and I play guitar, bass, and drums and I sing. i've done all four things professionally at one time or another. I ski, scuba dive, hike and bike. I've swam with sharks, para-sailed, and zip-lined. I'm not much into watching sports but I never miss a 49er game. I've been a fan for 30 years. I'm a huge Beatles fan and in general, all classic rock.I'm currently working as a sound engineer for the Le Reve show at the Wynn.I'm also a foodie..I love to try new things. And I can cook. Something casual. There's nothing worse than high expectations and stress for a first date. Otherwise it's like a job interview.
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BraylinOnline
Man. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 41-51
I, Prospective Boyfriend, would like to present myself as a prospective lover, boyfriend and/or future husband (soul-mate). Our love affair would be on probationary period for three months and after that period, depending on compatibility and how well you behave yourself, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of said probation period, there will be continuous "on-the-relationship" training and frequent relationship evaluations and appraisals which could lead to possible promotions from lover to spouse or termination of this agreement. The expenses incurred for coffees, dinners and entertainment would initially be shared equally between both parties. Later, based on your performance and whether you've called the cops on me or not, I may but will not be obligated to take up a larger share of the aforementioned expenses. However, being the broad-minded individual that I am as well as a firm supporter of the women's lib movement would consider allowing YOU to pay all expenses and even open doors for me.You would have to be between the ages of 31 and 42. Sorry, I do not wish to play the role of father so if you did not get enough hugs as a child, please do not apply. I'll still hug you though. That's just the kind of guy I am. There are some qualifications and only two requirements. They are as follows:Always be impressed with how strong I amAlways be impressed with how smart I am.Must not be a traveling nurseMust be willing to try new thingsMust be able to admit when she is wrongThe kinkier the betterKnows that handcuffs aren't just for cops but also knows that cops do not have to be involved for ME to wear themLaughs at my jokesBrings cookies to classReturns my phone callsTAKES my phone callsCan give a great back rubDoesn't care if I leave the seat upGives great *** kisses take her breath awayShe takes MY breath awayHer best friend isn't a guy that she slept withSleeps better when I'm next to herThanks me every time I open the door for herDoesn't need batteriesActually WANTS to get married somedayWill touch herself and not be embarrassedWill touch ME and not be embarrassedWill show me her boobs in a store when nobody's lookingWill never say 'nothing’s wrong' when there isIs excellent at scooping Ice CreamCan't get enough of meWill know when I'm kiddingTrusts meMeans it when she says she loves meThere they are. YOU will have to guess which two are the requirements. I request that you to kindly respond to this offer within 30 days of receiving this notice. Failure to do so would nullify this offer and your eligibility would be cancelled without further notice and at such time I shall consider someone else. If you received this offer in error or you do not wish to take me up on this offer please forward this letter to the nearest eligible woman. Thanking you in anticipation.Yours ….perhaps,The New Boyfriend?Disclaimer: This offer is void where prohibited by law or would otherwise get me in trouble. The sole purpose of this agreement is to find me a suitable mate and make you laugh in the process. If any party, group, minority or individual is in any way offended by this material it is suggested that you Chill out! I mean really ….lighten up. All characters and situations portrayed are purely fictitious. It's not always about you ya know. All material in this blog is copyrighted by me, Founder of the Purposeless Lists Corporation. PLC, Inc. Really this is supposed to make you smile. If you want to know about me ask :)
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PaiseOnline
Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 38-48
I think dating is hard for everyone these days and the internet HASN'T helped. Many people have lost those human interaction skills and being honest, on-line dating allows us all to be fair pickier than we would be in real life.,how ever I am new to this crazy site ,and not sure its for me What to say? There is no way I can summarize me ,I am open .minded person . I consider myself to be very,sexy , funny person ,and sweet ,silly at times , a very loving person , who wears my heart on my sleeve ,so looking for the same . ,f.y.i,lets keep it real only date women in good shape or a least tring to be ! nobody is perfect, I have learned that my destiny is my choice. Where I go or what I do is a choice made by me. If I fail I have no one else to blame.DISCLAIMER: I am not trying to get into your pants. I have my own pants. And yours probably wouldn't fit me!,hehe A true statement !!!! I wont lie I am very funny guy,I promise I will make you laugh !,and all my pics a recent,and been told I look way better in person,so you be the judge,hehe,just kidding , , you must love dogs!!!!! I like spending time with my friends and family and ,watching sports ,football, ufc ,,and live music ,concerts and sporting events ,!!I am pretty easy going.and laid back person close there family ,AS for me ,you will have to ask, very sexy ,fun guy ,that you will never be bored with !!!! ! What attracts me to a girl!!! ,, warm , sweet,giving , caring funny, family oriented good hearted women , Let people be WHO they are - no one in this world is worth trying to change - people are the way they are by choice and will change ONLY if they want to...you can either take them or leave them...As far as dating preference, I tend to gravitate towards someone who is confident in their own skin but not enough to think of only themself . I enjoy someone who has passion for life whether it'd be his family, career or hobbies just as long as she has some form of inspiration for life and hopefully I'd be a part of that inspiration! I'm a huge fan of charm and dont think chivalry is dead. I like woman who shows attention and isnt affraid to wear her heart on her sleeve.and let me know that there glad to be by my side ,treat me like a king and I will treat you like a queen ,hehe,but very true! loooking to build a relationship and see where things go from there.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I read this somewhere ,and really like it!!!!,hope you do too,,,,, "As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let us down, probably will. , You'll have your heart broken and you'll break others' hearts. You'll fight with your best friend or maybe even fall in love with them, and you'll cry because time is flying by. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, forgive freely, and love like you've never been hurt. Life comes with no guarantees, no time outs, no second chances. you just have to live life to the fullest, tell someone what they mean to you and tell someone off, speak out, dance in the pouring rain, hold someone's hand, comfort a friend, fall asleep watching the sun come up, stay up late, be a flirt, and smile until your face hurts. Don't be afraid to take chances or fall in love and most of all, live in the mom...ent because every second you spend angry or upset is a second of happiness you can never get back".thanks ,look foward to meeting you god bless nothing to crazy ,maybe some laughs,happy hour ,,lunch,very laid back person,and very open minded,LET US BOTH DECIDE !