Heidi, 29
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So! What to write... *looks up at the suggestions* Hobbies.**But I'm odd. I've got a good sense of humor. I can dish out sarcasm, though I don't usually get it right off the bat. It's because I have Asperger's Syndrome, which is a form of autism, and we don't usually do so well with sarcasm lol. However, I try to be a good sport, and over time I do usually learn people's cues so I usually get the sarcasm after a while. Now, if you just read, "I have autism" and don't think I'm worth your time because of that, I feel sad for you. You're obviously missing out on a lot. But everyone is entitled to their own opinion, whether I agree or not. Of course, if I agreed with you, then we'd both be wrong. :DGoals and aspirations... I vow to, one day, take over the world!! BWAHAHA!! Nah, that's too much work. Okay, revised goal: One day, I'd like to go on Jeopardy! I should like to win enough money to break all previous records, becoming the all-time champion, and at that point, I shall look into the camera and say cheerfully in honor of my mother, "" LOL before her death, my mother thought that was a fantastically entertaining goal and if nothing else, I'd like one day to at least go on the show, in my mother's memory.So I'm not a stick figure. That's important for you to know. I've lost about ***pounds and am very proud of that fact. So if you have a problem with the fact that I haven't yet reached my goal and that I will never be a stick figure, you should probably just keep on looking.As Nietzsche said, "Without music, life would be a mistake." I concur wholeheartedly. Besides, if you don't love music, babies get taken to Antarctica by flying monkeys and they're fed to Emperor penguins. Do you really want that on your conscience? *stern look* Yeah, I didn't think so.*giggle fit* Sorry, that was bad. In truth, my tastes vary from day to day, but the constants are that I don't care for country, most rap, or techno.; I love music because hearing is my strongest sense. Plus you can learn more than you thought possible about a person by listening carefully when they open their mouths.I have tattoos and piercings and the shade of red in my hair should TOTALLY be natural because it's freaking awesome, but it's not and that makes me sad. (I'm naturally a brunette.) I'm unconventional in a number of ways, ***friendly (no judgment here), and I like to try to keep an open mind about as much as possible. You can't learn the secrets of the universe with a closed mind, after all.Oh, and gents, I'm not interested in casual dating and no commitment stuff. So don't message me if you're not looking for a match, okay? I'm not here for NSA stuff or to only ever just be friends. If we give it a go and feel we'd be better as friends, then sure! Friends it is. And starting off as friends is CRUCIAL! But the "casual dating/no commitment" crap just irritates me because, honestly, as you can see above, that is NOT what I chose. Thanks, guys! I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with sticks. However, you can't always find a good stick (or a good dead thing to poke), so I also like movies, going to zoos, museums, I like people-watching, mini golf, and bowling. If you can somehow work stargazing or sharks in there somewhere, then dude... brownie points. *nods* I dunno, y'know? Every first date is different. As long as we can talk and get to know one another better, I'm willing to give a lot of stuff a good go. :)
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