SIMILAR PEOPLE
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ChristoperOffline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35
hello I am martyn....I once dated a circus midget so I know what good lovin is.....I once stole the last seat on a bus from an old woman .....I enjoy playing "hide the sausage" and "chase the retarded kid"...they are such fun games. my favorite sport is seal clubbing ...though I prefer to club the new borns the adults are a challenge too......I was once arrested for using a cat as a hammer. Sometimes I stare at my naked ass and wonder what it would look like with a smilie face on each cheek....the rest is pretty straight forward...I was raised by nomads in africa where I was know as "White Boy" ..;the wizard of oz".. at the age of 16 I was well known in the city of bath for using crack whores in art sculptures.. I then graduated from "; with a degree in Pimpin.. Which brings us to present day....so hello I hope you enjoyed my profile as much as I like hiding things from old ppl and then telling them they are losing their minds and having them put in a nursing home.. if your lucky, ill take you for some fish n chips ;)
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KylanOffline
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-37
Hi I'm Richard...This is a bit like writing some kind of warped CV.... I work in media and love writing both professionally and for fun. Started off writing for football websites and have also done some standup comedy... would like to write a book but who has the time for it? Sadly, that last one is a mere pipe dream.I bloody love music and films and that... actually, I have yet to meet a human being, anywhere in the world, who doesn't... weird.Travel is a passion, have been to a lot of amazing places but there are far far more still to see, will be getting round to them when I can.Oh and I'm a northerner... so 50% of you just recoiled in horror and the other 50% shrugged. I know you all too well.Final word... it is literally impossible to write one of these and not sound like a twat! So, if you're thinking 'what a twat' I actually might not be really... Just keep that in mind... :)All the best! :) Well, I was thinking a skydive wedding followed by paintballing on a frozen lake but then I remembered that that would be ****ing mental... maybe a bottle of something... if things go well, I've been known to dance, badly.Always thought the zoo would be a good place for a date too, until you catch a chimp knocking one out and flinging faeces at the glass. Date = killed.
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RandalOffline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35
I learn from my mistakes and keep on moving forward. I have a good head over my shoulders. I’m looking for a caring, honest, independent, outgoing and funny partner. I\'m picky about who I date.