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KelliOnline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
This is the last time I'm trying thishi im awesome and wonderful. i like everything and love all music. im normal and sweet and have never been cheated on multiple times and everything i just wrote was sarcastic....Click here to download boyfriend applicationPS... I have player radarIn an article I read today : An online profile, 'is like reading the ingredients on a box of food and trying to imagine what it would taste like' Meaning... I wont know if I like you until I meet u.There has to be a guy thats somewhere between 'i love you on the second date' and 'i dont like the word girlfriend' 'its not that love is overrated, its that we overrated the ones we loved' i like workin out, goin out, stayin in, wine, and sushi...? Sums it up well :)Extra points if you know how to talk on the phone. Having any luck on here???...yes thanks I am..ummm....im still here!!!! So no. ******************Good time to pause and take a shot...SoCo and Lime?....ok ready go********************For my next act... i will magically turn on my automatic messaging filter by stating the following...- Having girls in your all pics does not make you more appealing. less actually. there is this new cropping feature that scientists invented last week.-EXs...if you still talk to them, talk about them, they blow up your phone, or they're still all over your *** out. An ex is an ex for a reason and if you can't get rid of them while you're single then you're gonna have a bigger problem when you try to date someone.- Just because you keep messaging me and changing the subject line to start with a RE: doesnt mean im gonna think i wrote back to you- must be able to spell your profession- must be able to hold your alcohol and also know when to stop drinking. im not into babysitting anymore. - If you have to ask what the first phrase in my profile means then we wont work out. same goes for your interpretation of my tone throughout the profile. im nice.- At this point, Ive basically given up on trying to date to find 'the one' im much more laid back about it now- Why why why would you still have your profile up and active if youre 'not single/not looking' and your desciption says how youve found the love of your life blah blah blah... does she know youre still hoppin around the net? i believe youre just fishing for compliments. Pun intended. Ha!- i have this thing about taking a guys profile seriously if it says anything OTHER than 'intent: looking for a relationship, actively looking for a relationship, or dating.' anything else i usually skim through and move on. am i really supposed to be intrigued by 'casual dating/no commitment'? - If your age ends in 'teen' im not sure why you would message me...on that same note... la la la... i dont date younger ever- I promise it's not that hard to not live with your mom- I can tell if your message came from ctrl c and ctrl v... huh? :)- If you 'only smoke when you drink' its probably not a good idea to answer 'no' to the smoking question- With a 0.***% exception rate, this is for all the boys who live far away from me and are just coming to KC for a minute and write me that youre 'just looking for some fun! hit me up!'...you might as well just say...'hey! im coming to your town and im not from there and im looking for someone to f*** since i'll never see you again after we hang out!'...my profile says long term... not weekend tour guide/f*** buddy... There's more!- Im not here to schedule massages for you, or as some of you say, 'messages' cracks me upExamples of things that probably wont win a girl over...- saying 'well youre not my type but we should go out sometime'- taking her swimming at your apt complex and then saying you cant go up to your apt with her cuz your girlfriend is home- taking her to a bar where you know your ex will be that night and leaving her chillin on the side of the dance floor while you go yell at your ex because she is dancing with a guy. - staring at the game on TV oblivious to the world around you on a first date and saying an average of 3 words an hour. duh.- 'I miss my ex wife'- 'I'm glad you could meet me tonight. I really had nothing better to do so i figured this'll work'- having a longer convo with the waitress than with the girl youre on a date with. another duh. i wish i could think of more but i think ive successfully blocked out most of the ridiculous experiences...This section is called the 'aw...how romantic' section of received messages...- yo boo lemme hit that- hi how are you...id like to lick your feetMinimum requirementslicense, car, job, no baby momma dramaso... in conclusion... hi. i would like a boyfriend. bye!
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ReynaOnline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
Hi! I'm not very good at this whole 'describe yourself in a box' thing, but here is goes...... I am a very go with the flow type of person. I do have my control issues, but I am not over powering and demanding. I love to laugh. More times than not there is a smile on my face. My family is a very big part of my life. My mom and my sister are the two people in this world that I cannot live without. Who you surround yourself with speaks volumes about who you are. I have the best group of friends that anyone could ask for. I spend a lot of time just hanging out with them. Whether it be a campfire, going to a movie, going to a bar, or just sitting around watching a football game, I enjoy being with my friends. I am very goal oriented in life. I recently left a career at Lowe's for a new and exciting opportunity that is very promising. I do live with two roommates in a nice subdivision. I own my car and pay my bills. Here are some things that I am looking for......1. Laughter. If you can make me laugh, then your golden.2. Personality. If you have a personality, show it. No sense in hiding who you are.3. Dependability. I want to be able to depend on you to tell the truth and treat me, and yourself for that matter, with respect. 4. Intelligence. I'm not saying you have to be a rocket scientist. Lord knows I'm not. But at least be grammatically correct. What I am not looking for......1. A 'friends with benefits' or one night stand. I'm not that type of girl.2. Anger. If you have anger issues, than keep to yourself. Everyone gets angry now and then, but violence is a deal breaker.3. If you live with your mom and are older than 20, I'm sorry. 4. Someone who wants me to support them financially. If you can't take care of yourself, I'm not going to do it for you. I am not a little girl. I have curves and I own that. If you have a problem with it, please go elsewhere. I love to travel. The beach is my favorite place. I love to read. But, I have also read the Lord of the Rings trilogy and the Odessy. I have diverse tastes. I also love Here Come The Mummies. If you haven't heard of them, look them up! I like anything from 90's rap to country to rock. I have two tattoos. They are both very easy to hide if I need to. I also have a few ear piercings (tragis, rook, conch). If you would like to know more, please don't hesitat to ask. I am an open book. A stress free environment to get to know each other.
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RosanneOnline
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
I am an easy going and honest person looking for someone who is confident and knows what they want from life. It is hard to get to know someone in a bar so figured I would give this a shot. I enjoy watching TV, movies, reading, traveling, and trying new things. I spend most of my time working, with friends, or working out. Not in love with the gym but love the results so it has become a large part of my life. I have a pretty good sense of humor and tend to not take myself to seriously if you do we prob would not get along. So before I start to ramble anything else you want to know just ask :) coffee, anywhere we can chat