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BriOnline
Woman. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-50
Mom of two (adult) kids 👩👧👦 Lover of the ocean, sun and sand 🏖 Tacos and vodka will win me over 🌮🍸 Legit sports fan ⚾️ 🏈 🏀 Country music fan 🎶 Bacon is life 🥓 Vegans and crossfitters need not apply 🙅🏼♀️ I am EXTREMELY social and I enjoy going out as well as nights in I require a real date, I’m a lady and I expect to be treated like one If you don’t drink, enjoy going out or you don’t like the ocean - from experience, this will never work I am thick and proud of it. So if you don’t like thick, confident girls with a big ass.....don’t waste either of our time I’m very sassy, classy, witty, funny, flirty and silly. I get along with most people and talk A LOT If I seem blunt and straight to the point, it’s because I’m sick of dating sites and meeting men who only want one thing. They skip over my profile and expect someone else. I’ll always be myself and transparent Happy dating 😘
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PamOffline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
Well hello, First I'd like to say thanks for taking the time to view my profile. That being said, I will not and am not looking for a booty call or anything that looks or sounds like a booty call. I have worked in bars for about 11 years and am very familiar with all the regular pick up lines.... So save them or move on. I'm a very sarcastic person. I like to laugh, and like to make others laugh as well. People spend a large part of their lives worrying and focusing, so why not enjoy the things that put a smile on your face.Pet peeves: grammar! There is a difference between you're, your... To, too, two.... Their, they're, there... I could drag that on forever but I won't. I'm sure you catch my drift. Cleanliness! It's a respect thing really. Have enough self respect to keep yourself and your surroundings clean. (Ok, I might be a little OCD but, I mean, it truly is a big enough deal to mention)Tardiness! Again, it goes back to the respect factor. Being late shows a complete lack of respect for the other persons time. My time is valuable to me, is yours to you? You're still here? Great we have gotten through the illiterate people and the slobs who are always late. Moving on... Ok, well , for starters I'm not just some glorified bartender. I also went to school to be a hair stylist. However, if I knew then what I know now about that business, I might not have chosen that career field. Even though I'm bloody awesome at it. ;) I'm not your typical girl. (Yes, I'm aware that we all make these claims, but I mean it! (Scouts honor) On one hand, I'm girly. I love shoes, clothes, hair, blah blah blah. Generic girly things. On the other hand though, I'm also very laid back. There's a time and a place for the girly stuff. I'm perfectly happy loafing around the house, watching movies, or just reading a book. I consider myself kind of a homebody. I've done the party scene, been to the "circus", bought the damn t-shirt. So, if thats where your head is at, move along to the girl below me.... She looks like a lot of fun! ;) I'm not a big drinker. It's an occasional thing these days. So, suggesting that as a first date probably won't get you very far. And last, and probably the most important: if you can't think of anything creative to MSG me, skip it altogether. "Hey" or "what's up" are not very attention-grabbing openers. I've given you the material, work with it! If you can't think of something more original than that for the first conversation then imagine how dull a first date would be. Yikes. If I've still got your attention this far, go on... Do it.. Send me a MSG because clearly you are patient and understanding, and chicks love that shit! ;) Lets go to wonderland, stand in ridiculously long lines for rides, and be forced to do nothing but talk during the wait to have the sh*tscared out of us. Talk about seeing the true colours of someone. (Especially when that ***lb sweaty guy behind you keeps bumping his belly into you)
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MadelynOnline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
I love art, music, driving, movies, photography, autumn air, tattoos, piercings, sarcasm, comedy, skrufffy boys, and life.All of my photos are recent. Jumping off bridges.