SIMILAR PEOPLE
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ChristoperOffline
Man. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35
hello I am martyn....I once dated a circus midget so I know what good lovin is.....I once stole the last seat on a bus from an old woman .....I enjoy playing "hide the sausage" and "chase the retarded kid"...they are such fun games. my favorite sport is seal clubbing ...though I prefer to club the new borns the adults are a challenge too......I was once arrested for using a cat as a hammer. Sometimes I stare at my naked ass and wonder what it would look like with a smilie face on each cheek....the rest is pretty straight forward...I was raised by nomads in africa where I was know as "White Boy" ..;the wizard of oz".. at the age of 16 I was well known in the city of bath for using crack whores in art sculptures.. I then graduated from "; with a degree in Pimpin.. Which brings us to present day....so hello I hope you enjoyed my profile as much as I like hiding things from old ppl and then telling them they are losing their minds and having them put in a nursing home.. if your lucky, ill take you for some fish n chips ;)
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IzayahOffline
Man. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-34
Music and I play football semi professional
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IvoryOffline
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 27-37
... Could that be you? ; ) Cocktails and Music. The fastest way to a girls heart ; )