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Alyssa
Online
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 24-34
I am a 27 year old mother of three who doesn't enjoy the games some guys like to play... I am not looking to support someone so if you have no job, no ambitions, are a manic depressive, and/or have no license or vehicle or think that taking 'selfies' with your shirt off is the least bit attractive...umm my 3 and 6 year old boys do that so get out of here with that and just save your time and mine and do not message me!! I am up, down and everywhere in between, black and white, here and there, grounded but free spirited, a little different than most and inappropriate at all times possible. I spill things on myself all the time, a little hard to handle sometimes, and my hair tends to fall out of place more often than not, I don't have the best fashion sense but I go with it, I scream and yell at the tv when the Tigers or the Lions are playing and most of my friends are guys. Dirt doesn't scare me, back roads are my favorite (with the right people), I like the windows down, the radio up and scream singing every song on the radio and I promise you one thing, I will leave you with a smile!! I am a country chick that rocks to the radio, loves bonfires, kids, and watching sports (live is the best), I tend to fall down a lot and do it gracefully more often than most. I may not be perfect for everyone but I am perfect for someone and I guess that's what I am looking for here...I am not jealous or insecure and therefore, am not looking for someone to control me, gets jealous or mad easily, or who is insecure...I am me and these are just a few things that make me perfectly imperfect :) Just a few things to give you an idea of how random and sparatic I am along with my thoughts:I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option. More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can't wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that's not only better, but also more directly involves me. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to have fun." Great, no one does. Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But *** just turning a ***and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk. That's enough, Nickelback. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. There is a great need for a sarcasm font. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I trying to finish a text. A recent study has shown that playing beer pong contributes to the spread of mono and the flu. Yeah, if you suck at it. Was learning cursive really necessary? How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear what they said? MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. . Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. . I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. ***pictures? Don't mind if I do! I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste. Even if I knew your social security number, I wouldn't know what do to with it. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time... I disagree with Kay Jewelers. let's just wing things...
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Earnestine
Offline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
I have full custody of my son... There is absolutely no baby daddy drama. Family is very important to me. I am very close to my father....and absolutely ADORE my beautiful niece!!!!! We have a dog. I have a car. I am heavily tattooed and pierced and find it very attractive on other people. I have morals and self respect. I am respectful and usually care too much for people who dont deserve it!Take me home to mom..she will love me...but dont worry..theres still that sassy side for later!I LOVE going for motorcycle rides. I prefer fast and sexy rockets! I also love 4wheeling...could do it all day long! Ive never been on a snowmobile :-( Treat me with respect and youll get the same from me. I love to smile and laugh and I am generally pretty easy going. Give me a chance and I promise you wont regret it! :-) I guess it really depends on the two people and their interestes. ...
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Elise
Online
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
Well, to start off, I'm 26 years old. I've been in one serious relationship in my life. I have a love/hate relationship with the dating game. It can be so fun at times, and completely awkward other times! I have fun meeting new people, but I know that the end result for me dating is to find my other half. Is that cheesy? Oh well! I want a special connection with someone, and if that person is reading this right now they won't think its cheesy lol. I'm a very silly, goal oriented, out going person. I say that I'm goal oriented, and I do have goals, but lately I've been faltering with completing the goals I've set. I'm stuck. I need motivation, I suppose. I'm having trouble with getting older and feeling like I haven't started living life yet. I feel like I want to find someone to start a family with, yet I absolutely do not want to rush things. That sounds conflicting yes? Thats what I said to myself too..and I decided when I meet the right person, it won't feel rushing, it will just feel right.Enough rambling, right? Message me if there is anything in specific you want to know. I don't like to message back and forth for long periods of time, I like to jump right in and meet people. I'm down for whatever, as long as you plan it! A man should plan! lol