Lana, 43
Online
About Me
AFTER BEING ON meetville FOR AWHILE, I DECIDED TO ADD SOME SPECIFICS TO MY PROFILE, WANNA HEAR IT? HERE IT GOES.....FIRST OF ALL: Almost EVERYONE is asking for HONESTY on their profiles, so when someone like ME is extremely willing to give you that honesty, DON'T GET OFFENDED, ANGRY, OR BE A HATER, and send nasty replies.....I can be brutally honest in a gentle way......Y'ALL ASKED FOR IT, NOW Y'ALL GOT IT BABYW A R N I N G!!!!!!!! IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SOME CHICK WITH HUGE boobs, FAKE BOOBS, LONG or FAKE NAILS, DARK TAN OR FAKE TAN, FAKE EYELASHES, BIG FOO FOO HAIR or to just HOOK UP, THEN KEEP ON FISHING AND BY ALL MEANS PLEASE PASS ME BY !!! Don't waste my precious time or yours!!!! IT IS WHAT IT IS, & PEOPLE WANT WHAT THEY WANT, & I AM WHO I AM, & I WANT WHAT I WANT, just like you.LYING / MISREPRESENTING YOURSELF IS ABSOLUTELY & DEFINITELY A DEAL BREAKER, so just DON'T do it. I'm gonna find out eventually, & you will have blown your chance with this awesome ladychick. If you have a beer belly, OR are overweight by more than 10lbs, do not put athletic on your profile stooge, put average at LEAST.... .Also post pictures that ACCURATELY depict you, DONT POST BLURRY,.... OUT DATED, or long distance shots where you can't see what you actually look like. Oh and sunglasses, well as we all know, sunglasses can ENHANCE A PERSONS FEATURES & HIDING OTHER FEATURES, if you are gonna post a pic with sunglasses on, at least post some WITHOUT SUNGLASSES ON TOO!! Somebody who has them on in all of their posted pics annoys the fibers of my being, it like ...i wanna see your EYES and FACIAL features. Why YOU hiding behind shades? Are you trying to hide "the crazy eye" ?? LOL, but seriously... Also, meetville gives you 8 pics, so use them! Why not give your potential date/mate several different views of yourself? I find it hard to take anyone seriously on here who posts only 1 or 2 pics on their profile, especially if you are not even smiling in one of them, or have part of your face covered up. I mean no disrespect to anyone, I am just saying what MANY women are thinking & EXPRESSLY TELLING YOU WHAT I PERSONALLY WANT. If you choose to ***, well, ultimately it will be your loss, jus sayin!! V I P, IF YOUR PICS ARE OF SUCH NEGATIVE QUALITY THAT I CAN'T TELL WHAT COLOR YOUR EYES ARE, THEN i PROBABLY WILL NOT BE INTRIGUED ENOUGH TO READ YOUR PROFILE. Pics are the 1st eyecatchers, & if you don't take pride in posting clear pics, and a variety that shows full length shots as well as facials, then you are not serious enough to warrant my attention. I am not here to play games or waste time, be clear, focused, & NO BULLSHIT. ALSO IF YOU MESSAGE ME & ONLY HAVE 1 PIC POSTED , THERES A HUMONGOUSLY LARGE CHANCE THAT I WON'T EVEN GIVE YOU THE TIME OF DAY, YOU WILL GET A SHORT COURTESY "NOT INTERESTED" MESSAGE***BECAUSE I WILL KNOW THAT***#1. YOU DIDNT TAKE THE TIME TO READ MY PROFILE BECAUSE YOU DIDNT GET PAST MY COLLECTION OF PICS, OR #2. YOU DID READ MY PROFILE & *** PREFERENCES FOR WANTING TO SEE THE MAXIMUM NUMBER OF PICS ALLOWED(P.S. IN CASE U DIDNT KNOW, YOU CAN ATTACH PICS TO A MESSAGE WHEN YOU SEND THEM :) & IF YOU HAVE PICS THAT YOU DON'T WANT EVERYONE TO SEE, YOU CAN SET THEM TO PRIVATE & STILL ATTACH THEM TO A MESSAGE IF SOMEONE LIKE ME WANTS TO SEE} BY CHOICE I have been single for many years and am very comfortable with it. I do not REQUIRE OR NEED a man in my life to be happy, however, the time has come to where I happen to WANT a gentleman in my life. WITH THAT BEING SAID, I KNOW WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR IN A MAN, BOTH PHYSICALLY & SPIRITUALLY, & I AM NOT GONNA SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS THAN WHAT I WANT***SO I AM IN NO HURRY***I WOULD PREFER TO REMAIN ALONE, THAN TOGETHER WITH WRONG MAN. iF tHIS OFFENDS YOU, I OFFER NO APOLOGIES, AS IT IS THE TRUTH OF HOW I FEEL, & IT WEEDS YOU OUT OF THE KIND OF REAL MAN THAT I AM LOOKING FOR.I COMPLETELY understand that you can't judge a book by its COVER, however, with that being said, I definitely know what I DO & DO NOT want when it comes to the physical nature of my man. VIP***I know exactly what i like, and what will prolong my happiness and ULTIMATELY & HONESTLY keep me FAITHFUL & "eating at home no matter where i get hungry at" DO YOU CATCH MY DRIFT??? I hope so :) that reference should be self-explanatory, but for those who don't get it, I AM EXPRESSLY SAYING THAT I KNOW WHAT I WANT & WHAT IT WILL TAKE TO SATISFY MY INTIMATE NEEDS. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHAT I WANT & LIKE.................ALOT I really enjoy a man who is physically FIT, has some tattoos & Facial Hair... .I REALLY LIKE FACIAL HAIR, & YES, I LIKE IT A LOT.... I am especially fond of long hair &..or bald &....or medium hair &....OH & DID I SAY I LIKE SIDEBURNS??.Also a guy who is OPEN to EXPERIMENTING with different facial hair styles. I DO NOT EXPECT PERFECTION, however, EITHER WAY THOUGH, some sort of FACIAL HAIR IS A MUST.........ITS MY BAG BABY & IS WHAT IT IS!!!........ I am extremely willing to help shave or trim up too! I HAVE RARELY EVER BEEN ATTRACTED TO A MAN WHO IS COMPLETELY SHAVEN ON THE FACE all the time, key word being ALL........ just being HONEST here.......Lastly, you must be confident & secure enough with yourself to be willing to wear a sarong sometimes, i find them extremely sexy & really enjoy my man in one :) :) :) :)I am a natural woman, i have not undergone any body enhancement procedures including botox treatments. I have curves, however, i am not overweight. I refuse to be pressured by the media, men, women & the World to try and look forever young, overly thin & perfect. I am 43 years old, and damn proud to look it, just because i am aging, it doesnt mean that i am not still beautiful. I have survived many things and have physical scars, so what, it makes me even more unique. Aging is a part of life, YOUR BODY REFLECTS WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN THROUGH, THE GOOD, THE BAD, & IN BETWEEN.I am a very open minded & honest superfly chick....I choose to live by the golden rule and treat people the way I would like to be treated..... I do not actively seek a tan, it is not my bag baby. If i happen to catch some rays when i am enjoying life, then so How bout a game of 20 questions while walking on the beach?? or while taking a slow ride on a fast motorcycle....
PERSONAL INFORMATION
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Looking for
man
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Relationship
Divorced
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Have kids
No
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Wants kids
Someday
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Ethnicity
Caucasian
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Faith
Christian
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Body type
Average
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Height
5'7"
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Eye color
Blue
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Smoke
No
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Drink
Yes, socially
INTERESTS
on 377 reviews
Lilly
Daphne
Mable