SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Lori
Offline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
Looking for someone who does not take life too seriously. I am a huge sports fan, so if you can handle that we can have some fun. I laugh alot usually at myself. I enjoy spending my time outdoors.
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Marjorie
Online
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
Lets get this out of the way at the very beginning so nobody is shocked later on,There are many different layers that comprise the whole of my personality. The one that gets me in the most trouble is the fact that I am ridiculously blunt. With that said, here is what I have learned while trying this online dating thing, really they are rather funny in my opinion: Sexual favors in a parking lot are expected if you buy me a beer (I kid you not this was actually suggested to me) A picture of me on the beach, in a bikini, is an offer of all kinds of interesting thing. Here I thought bikinis were appropriate attire for a day at the beach? Where did I go wrong? Lol There are so many more, but these two stand out the most in my mind. So if you are still reading and maybe even laughing, we might actually get along and I would love to hear from you? I have three amazing boys (17, 12, ***who are my life and keep me busy. I don't bring people in and out of their lives, so when you?re important enough to me, you will meet my children. Who am I? Well I am a contradiction. I am independent to a fault, blunt, and a bit too honest. I have a bad habit of saying what is on my mind, sometimes my timing sucks.I hate math, but have a degree in accounting. I cant spell to save my life, and I believe whoever invented spell check should win a gold medal. I am sarcastic most of the time and have a weird sense of humor. I can laugh at myself most of the time, but I don't have a problem laughing at you or with you. I would rather be hurt with the truth, than lied to for any reason. I believe honesty, integrity, a keen intellect, and a dirty mind are essential in all people. I am pretty straight forward and don't offend easily. I don't play games and I am pretty sure I have no idea what the "rules" to dating are these days (obviously), nor do I want to follow all the ridiculous "rules and guidelines" that are published online. Really who comes up with this stuff anyway? I am not desperate in anyway. I don't need a man to be happy or complete. Finding someone, who I enjoy spending time with socially and romantically, is an added bonus, but not essential to my happiness. I am not overly girly. I get along with men, have more in common with men, than I do most women. I have no problem playing in the dirt, but I can also pull off a killer dress and heels. I am a hopeless romantic and believe that love, when done right, can last a lifetime. Unfortunately, I don't have any proof to this theory. I am not looking for a one-night stand. Honestly, I am not sure what I am looking for, Maybe just to meet new people and if we click, I am open to possibilities. I won't limit my choices by picking a type of man because obviously my "usual type" hasn't worked out so well. I will be honest enough to say that physical attraction is a must, however it is not the only criteria. I have met a lot of men who were truly amazing to look at, until they opened their mouth. And I have met a lot of men who were cute, but not handsome, and their personality made them truly beautiful (can you call a man beautiful?) Call me greedy, but I want the whole thing, looks, personality, chemistry,..
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Lou
Online
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
Well, i took my profile off for a bit... but it turns out things werent as i thought they were, so here i am again... Lol. HONESTY IS KEY! I'm looking for a friend first. You cant get the butterflies and fireworks without that. I want to find someone to hang out and watch goofy movies with, yet can have an intellectual conversation. Simple things are my favorite, but the ability to accommodate other situations is a must. LOL. I love college football. I have favorites... but a td at the end of a 96 yard punt will make me scream. I love to read and I'm rarely serious... See first line of this profile. (: I'm not a fan of writing autobiographies...***EDIT***So, one would assume this wouldn't need to be said, but here's some automatic deal breakers:1. Married. 2. Most of your coworkers are in college or hs. (grow up and get a big boy job)3. Obvious form letter style msgs, "hi", or any other clear indications that you didn't take the time to read my profile. If you can't think of anything to say. .. Say that. Lmao!4. Requests for nude photos, or requests for permission to send your nude photos to me. 5. Anyone who isn't local. If you drive hours to meet me for coffee... I really must question your sanity. Lol.6. DISHONESTY! Not really a first date, but a meeting for coffee or a walk in the park. Talk and get to know one another and decide if we want to go on a first date.