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Alyssa, 52
United States, Georgia, Norcross

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If you dare nothing, when the day is over, nothing is all you will have gained.I have been thinking about offering a free ROMANCE ***course for you guys that are a little rusty in the romance area but then I realized there probably isn't a guy out there that would admit that they needed it so I'll just give you a few pointers...1. Don't be creepy guy and and try to tell me what I'm going to do, with whom I'm going to do it and when I'm going to do it ending each and every command with "okay sweetheart"! Especially when we haven't even met face to face and not after we have either!2. Do not assume ANYTHING! For example, If we have been talking on the phone but have yet to meet, and we hang up and you suddenly see that I'm "online" on meetville, do NOT go crazy psycho dude on me! I might have only been showing your photo's to a girlfriend or one of my daughters and was not necessarily looking for another potential prospect. Unless of course you ARE crazy psycho dude, then by all means allow me to see the real you so I don't waste another second of my time wondering if you could be the guy for me!3. Do not ask me during our first meeting if I would consider getting the financing for a new pickup for you which you will make the payments on. No I don't really care that you need a pickup to run your business! I can't afford to be my own sugar mama let alone yours and more importantly...I'm not stupid! In fact don't ever ask me.4. I'm looking for a mate not a job. I don't mind cooking and cleaning and doing your laundry if you don't mind taking me out dancing, hunting, horseback riding or on the Harley. However if it's just a maid and cook you want, I'm for hire but it would probably be cheaper for you to just wine me and dine me! Besides I'm a lot of fun and really good company!5. If you really want to woo me then do NOT, I repeat do NOT tell me that the one thing you really miss about being with a woman is having someone to clip your toenails! I don't care if you look like you're nine months pregnant with a beer belly and can't bend over...I will not clip your toenails! Pedicures here we come! You can't make this stuff up! So if you've gotten this far I can tell you I am a proud mom and grandma to 3 daughters, a grandson and a granddaughter. I am a one man woman. I'm a country girl who isn't afraid of hard work or dirt under my fingernails. I love the rural life but right now I'm not as rural as I'd like to be! Big cities make me grumpy. I love the mountains. You must love dogs! I have 2...a Heeler/Aussie cross, and a Heeler (who needs a job). I love camping, road trips, horses, Harleys. I love ghost towns and prefer the mom and pop establishments. I am a conservative woman with conservative beliefs and yes I probably can outshoot you! I am a starving artist but far from the typical artsy kind of women usually found in NM. I have been attending UNM for a mid-life career change and I still refuse to be a liberal! I WILL NOT RESPOND UNLESS YOU HAVE A PHOTO!!!! Or unless you piss me off!! Coffee and conversation to get to know each other.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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