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OswaldoOffline
Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 30-40
SWM in non-existant job seeks hostile woman for tepid sex, hustling, and mutual psychological torture. I enjoy drinking, smoking, pornography, and self-righteous indignation. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. I can't stand movies, and the last album I bought was The Elvis Presley Revival Band's Greatest Hits. Way down deep, I'm very shallow. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing pointless quotes of classical works, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes. I'm 31, but look 58 and feel 65. I'm looking for a fun evening that doesn't end in a puddle of vomit or at the emergency room. I am looking for a good time and a few laughs that have nothing to do with your nude photos. I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a courtroom.YOU: You are a man-hating, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and unrealistic expectations. In time you will become coolly hostile when I don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had. You feel very strongly about woman's rights and equality when it suits your purpose. You filled your profile with generalities, and yet you expect guys to guess what you are interested in when writing to you. Extra credit if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take your time with me. For our first date we should head over to Wal- You wouldn't have to get all dressed up an stuff, I could find out what your favorite color was and you could find out if I blush when we walk through the lingerie section. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that leaves me filled with regret and dread but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills. Age unimportant, but I will condescend to women under 20 and rehash mother issues with women over 49, serious replies please…P.S. This hopefully made you laugh because it is fictitious. I think a good first meet up would be for coffee and figure out if we click. I'm old school and a first date needs to be asked in person.
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WinthropOffline
Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 32-42
Single guy works hard with my own business and second job ...loves painting... racing ...hanging with friends having drinks going to watch bands and just loving life ....Independent smart and witty ... U know its about impossible to find the right one...but i haven't made any mistakes in life always honest and always type of person to give the shirt off my back to help others... everyone says i have a heart of gold .... as far as a perfect match ? nobody's perfect .... but i don't judge and i don't look at peoples past.... kids im really ready for... but its going to be with the right person and that will be a while... Someone with kids i have no problem with i would treat them as one of my own and that's how it should be .... so yea that boring me hope ya enjoyed ... lol also dont be rude if i take the time to speak and take interest in your profile..... plz do the same u dont know someone unless u speak just anything random something two people most would not likely go out and do on a first date... keep it exciting besides movies and eating
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TedOffline
Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 31-41
not really in to talking about myself. i like to go camping, riding quads and go driving out in the woods. if you want to know more about me just ask and i will tell. im a nice guy just looking for some new friends. Go out and do something we enjoy! go to the beach or go for a hike/walk.