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Nell, 25

Offline, last seen Mon, 12 May 2025 22:10:35

About Me

Important lessons meetville has taught me:***The epidemic of 'Male duck-face' is a spreading at an alarming rate***Men can be just as- if not far trashier than women***When propositioned with the phrase "" it is inappropriate to respond with a joke about the sender’s mother...***There is nothing wrong with standards, but some of the profiles here should begin their ‘Looking for' section with the words "..". I've seen some pretty unusual requests, i.e. "...-running nympho with a peg-leg and an endless supply of light beer delivered from her fun bits... " ***Apparently this statement is necessary: NO, I DO NOT WANT TO SEE A PICTURE OF YOUR PENIS.*Will update as new lessons are learned* If everything could ever feel this real foreverIf anything could ever be this good againThe only thing I'll ever ask of youYou've got to promise not to stop when I say when ^This song never fails to make me happy^ If you're mad right now after having read all of that, google the word SATIRE, then smile. Look closely and you can find a bit of humor in everything :)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'10"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

SIMILAR PEOPLE

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  • Mitzi

    Online

    Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 21-31

    I am pretty outgoing, goofy, and nice. I love hanging out with my friends, working out, shopping, movies,and just having fun in general. I haven't really done much of this online dating thing, but figured I should just try it out. If you want to know more, just ask.

  • Leanna

    Offline

    Woman. 24 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 21-31

    I had a pretty good description of myself a few minutes ago and had really put some thought into wording some sweet and simple basics about me BUT apparently my computer got a little confused when I clicked create my profile because I am back where I started with not a thing saved....SOOO to be honest I am way too tired to chance that happening again tonight and really just want to get this thing up and running in hopes to maybe meet some interesting new faces that are fun to be around..I DO HAVE AN ALMOST 5 YEAR OLD SON SO IF KIDS BOTHER YOU THAN IM DEFINIITELY NOT YOUR GAL, MY SON IS MY WORLD AND COMES BEFORE ANYONE ELSE!

  • Letitia

    Online

    Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 22-32

    Well, hello there, human male.Of all the people on this planet, you've stumbled upon my profile. It must be fate. So what can I possibly tell you to make you believe that I am the woman of your dreams? I prefer drinking wine to cooking, reading to hiking, and am more likely to be caught getting a second helping of mashed potatoes than munching on kale. Smoothies and soups are not real food, in my opinion. I’m terrified of rollercoasters, and cannot for the life of me understand why anyone would willingly go through that experience more than once in their lifetime. I can kill my own spiders, though, but I prefer not to.I love long books and long roadtrips, and I enjoy life without worrying too much about whether I am doing it in a way that makes me look "cool" (I suspect that it doesn't, and I'm okay with that). I’m impressed by people who are not afraid to show kindness and be a little weird. Sarcasm usually goes right over my head.My friends put up with my introversion, and my future mate would have to as well. As a reward, I am usually a delight to be around. I can get along with just about anyone, but I prefer to have organic relationships with people who enjoy making others feel good about themselves, and can maintain a healthy balance between encouraging and challenging me.I am curious, independent, thoughtful, and considerate, and more than a little bit stubborn when it comes to taking advice. But most of the time I don’t take myself too seriously (in fact, quite the opposite), and prefer to be around people who like to do the same. I am, however, a patient and reliable friend who will drive to your house in the middle of the night should you have a personal crisis, and will always apologize after I have been a jerk (because, let’s face it, who isn’t from time to time?). I wholeheartedly agree with the following statement: "The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them."I like people and they generally like me back, but being an introvert I prefer staying in to going out on most days. I graduated from university twice, and now have a BSc in Math and a BA in Sociology. I still don't have a master's degree, though, and perhaps I never will, but I like to have that option. I currently have a full-time job in student affairs that I enjoy immensely, and that's what I plan to keep doing in the foreseeable future.I suppose that if you get to know me, you can come up with your own version of the above.Overall, I appreciate long messages that clearly communicate the fact that the author has made an effort to read through my profile and spent some time writing something more substantial than “Hey, how are you?”. I can tell you right now, I am perfectly fine, and on most days I am even great.Oh, and of course, shirtless self-portraits in a bathroom mirror are an absolute must in your profile.

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