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TamraOnline
Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
Dominating the world is a ***job. So dating is very difficult. But like any supreme leader I would one day like to settle down and pass on my legacy to a child hopefully even more demented and twisted than I.-il and we all know that mf knows how to rule a country, but he has no idea how to threaten a world!!-sung, Geroge W. Bush...etc So I suppose I'm looking for someone who's open intellectually to having a very large family that may or may not consist of your children, but you will love them like your own, raise them, feed them, cherish them at all hours of the day. You must also be prepared to pleasure me whenever and however I want. You may not always like it... I would prefer you to be submessive and come already preprogramed knowing that your place is at my hip not my shoulder, we are not equals, you are dispensible.**** up everything, therefore, I will only hand over a state that you could not possibly **** up any worse. I have a reputation to uphold) I'm really just a simple girl looking for that special guy. On a serious note: obviously my profile is silly, as am I, (I'm honestly the polar opposite of the way I describe myself, probably because I wish I could be a little more sociopathic, so I wasn't so sympathetic to eveyone in my life) it also says nothing about who I really am. I'm not interested in being used, I would honestly like to find someone who wants to look beyond the exterior and see the beauty that is within my heart. I'm unfortunately the most loyal to those I shouldn't be loyal to and I get hurt often, I really don't want to get hurt anymore, so I made up this goofy ass profile to make you work, I shouldn't have to sell you on how amazing I am with a list of qualities that everyone should have in common. If you want to know the real me, then put in a little work. I'm not just going to give up the best parts of me to people who aren't willing to make an effort :) I should probably say, however, that I have 3 jobs and work something like 70 hours a week. Its hard, and it makes being in a relationship difficult, but where there's a will, there's a way....
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EllaOnline
Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-30
Im the kind ya take home to momma. I like to hike and hang out in groups of friends I pretty much only eat pizza. The way to my heart is thru the mud in a big truck. I have a 2 year old little boy thats my world so I prefer someone that's a good dad if they have kids or someone who wants kids. Must have a car, job, and drivers license and be at least 6'0 tall.military a plus. No felons please. If I end up in a relationship I want him to be my best friend. I'm not looking for a one night stand and I don't want friends with benefits. If ur a perv don't bother. If I view ur profile and u like mine hollar at me I don't like to make the first move. It'd be nice to hear somethin remotely intriguing when u message me how are ya is gettin worn out. Show some personality. Most guys on POF= act real cool get ur number say hello and send a d&*# shot, not amused. Something in a friend setting so we can both be ourselves maybe have a Bon fire and drink some beers see where it goes from there depending on the vibe. Take me out muddin. Teach me something. Not really a dinner and a movie girl.
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DianneOnline
Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
I am a happy well rounded girl who loves to go out to the lakes and camp or just stay in and watch a movie. I am attending college at the University and have not had much luck finding someone who makes me smile. I don't want life to become to boring so I'm always looking for something new to do. I won state power lifting my junior year, and also became the county queen. Now that I'm off to college I'm just ready to find Mr. right and take him on all my adventures. I love making people laugh, and introducing them to my country life style. I love listening to country music or just about anything on the radio. Anything else? Just ask. My ideal first date would be out at the lakes. Just hanging out by the fire or sitting on the dock. Something very simple just to get to know eachother.