SIMILAR PEOPLE
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MaxineOnline
Woman. 23 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 20-30
So I'm new in town. Looking to meet some new people and just hang out. See where things go. ;)
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TamraOnline
Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
Dominating the world is a ***job. So dating is very difficult. But like any supreme leader I would one day like to settle down and pass on my legacy to a child hopefully even more demented and twisted than I.-il and we all know that mf knows how to rule a country, but he has no idea how to threaten a world!!-sung, Geroge W. Bush...etc So I suppose I'm looking for someone who's open intellectually to having a very large family that may or may not consist of your children, but you will love them like your own, raise them, feed them, cherish them at all hours of the day. You must also be prepared to pleasure me whenever and however I want. You may not always like it... I would prefer you to be submessive and come already preprogramed knowing that your place is at my hip not my shoulder, we are not equals, you are dispensible.**** up everything, therefore, I will only hand over a state that you could not possibly **** up any worse. I have a reputation to uphold) I'm really just a simple girl looking for that special guy. On a serious note: obviously my profile is silly, as am I, (I'm honestly the polar opposite of the way I describe myself, probably because I wish I could be a little more sociopathic, so I wasn't so sympathetic to eveyone in my life) it also says nothing about who I really am. I'm not interested in being used, I would honestly like to find someone who wants to look beyond the exterior and see the beauty that is within my heart. I'm unfortunately the most loyal to those I shouldn't be loyal to and I get hurt often, I really don't want to get hurt anymore, so I made up this goofy ass profile to make you work, I shouldn't have to sell you on how amazing I am with a list of qualities that everyone should have in common. If you want to know the real me, then put in a little work. I'm not just going to give up the best parts of me to people who aren't willing to make an effort :) I should probably say, however, that I have 3 jobs and work something like 70 hours a week. Its hard, and it makes being in a relationship difficult, but where there's a will, there's a way....
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BertieOnline
Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
Here's a few things about myself..... I am passionate. I Love reality and anything abstract. I'm Intelligent and clever with a changing personality. Attractive, Sexy, Temperamental. I Love freedom. I'm Rebellious when restricted. I love surprises I'm sensitive and easily hurt. I dislike unnecessary things. Like making new friends. I'm daring and stubborn, ambitious, have big dreams and hopes. I'm Sharp, Love entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous, spendthrift. Like the outdoors but I'm not athletic... I'm clumsy. And I try to learn something new every day. My first date would be hard to describe, I like surprises so not really knowing what the date would be like would be fun. For example, I went on a date where the guy took me to a cooking class. Also, I was taken to couples dancing class.. we learned to Samba. It was something that I had never done before and it was a great way to laugh and break the ice with each other. I also like to be able to talk and get to know the person I'm with, so having a quiet dinner somewhere is also very nice.