SIMILAR PEOPLE
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FrankieOffline
Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 30-40
(Yes, I have an accent, and it slips out sometimes).If I messaged you or peeked at your profile, I think you are cute and have substance. If you think I look like a ghoul, I apologize. It will never happen again.I’m a city kid who wanted to live in the mountains. That’s what brought me here. As a designer, I spend much of my free time hiking and fly fishing to recharge my creative battery. I'm open to dating, but if the right person comes along, I would love a relationship. I’m not a religious guy. There’s no faster way to lose my attent… what? If I could wear flip flops all year round, I would. Cheap gas station aviators are my favorite sunglasses.I am divorced, and it is perfectly okay to ask questions. Age is not important to me. Your character is. I exercise to avoid feeling 33, if I'm not feeling lazy. I appreciate someone who does more/less the same.I'm not a douche, so you won't see any photos of me flexing my abs in the bathroom mirror.But you wanna know what’s really awesome? I have all my own teeth. Yep. It’s true. And I’m not a creeper. Mmm hmmm. I’ve never been arrested. I know. Calm down. Keep reading. I don't lure children into my windowless van with candy. I don’t even own a windowless van. Breathe. I was an award winning cartoonist for my college newspaper. Play your cards right, and I’ll let you drive my canoe.What are some bad qualities about me? I know I’m supposed to be selling myself, but I might as well be realistic… It saves you the trouble of finding out the hard way.- I’m a nail biter- I am allergic to cats- I don't volunteer or give back to the community in any way- I hate watching sports (yes, really) – but I will watch them with you if it makes you happy- The most dancing you’ll get me to do is “the robot”- I never grew out of heavy metal- Typically, the more offensive a joke, the harder I will laugh- I don’t go to church. You can go. I’m sleeping in.- I'm not a sugar daddy-’m aware of my flaws, and I work towards improving myself where I can...On a side note – I have a dream job here, with stock ownership and great benefits. I basically (get paid well) to draw and play in the mountains. I’m here for the long haul. I'm not kidding. You either like living in the mountains or you don't. Dinner and drinks. No biggie.
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CadenceOffline
Man. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 29-39
I never kissed a girl but I really want to someday... I am excited to add captain planet to my action hero collection...I don't have a car but I enjoy riding my bike to work at Chucky Cheese... When I am not dominating on-line video games I meet up with my friends larping at the park... Google it if you don't know what it is!Jk... As if you girls aren't freaked out enough about being on-line:) Let me set your mind at ease... I'm normal but all the other guys on here are crazy:) I take the advice of an inspirational quote when it comes to girls and dating. “I never said it would be easy. I only said it would be worth it.”:)I love meeting people and making friends... If anything I am down with just making friends on here.. Best case scenario I meet a cool girl that wants to date and have fun.I love to make people laugh. It is very important to me to find someone that has temple marriage as a goal.I enjoy spending time with family and friends. I also enjoy sitting back and watching a movie. A chick flick is fine once and awhile. I love to be creative and do fun things that most people might not do on a date... Picnic and a tandem bike ride or kayaking or a short hike... For a first though I think its important to relax and get to know each other... maybe frozen yogurt and a short walk in a park.
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TraversOffline
Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 31-41
Where to start? I've finally decided that maybe I should put myself out here again I'm not a run of the mill guy. I'm more musical than atonal. More artistic than drab. More analytical than emotional. But at the same time the opposite sometimes holds true. Dichotomy? Yes. I'm also a little nerdy, so if you have some nerd in you, that'd be great. If you don't, would you like one? JUST KIDDING ;) I've read that the best first date is over coffee.