SIMILAR PEOPLE
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MoOffline
Man. 52 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 49-59
Well, people always tell me that I'm funny and cute. OK, not always - I heard that a couple of times. Actually, it was my mom. At least I THINK she said I'm funny and cute. You know, it might have been "Bunnies are cute". Hmmm. You know, people always tell me that bunnies are cute. I hate trying to put myself in a nutshell, especially since it hurts my back: I'm book smart and street smart, (well, Sesame Street smart), yet despite my intelligence I giggle when they call O***in bingo, I'm open-minded and nonjudgmental. I get irritating things in my eyes during sad movies, whatever!, I'm more interested in being genuine and sincere than cool,I'm perceptive, well-intentioned, with heart on my sleeve, sometimes impatient, argumentative, or stubborn, but I am trying to evolve (I MIGHT ask directions if I’m lost), I'm intuitive, quirky, neurotic, bludonic, repetitive, spontaneous, musical, friendly, repetitive, not funny, overly analytical, non-judgmental, self-aware, passionate, playful (bludonic isn't a word), interchangeably self-deprecating and**** (so it evens out, right?), entirely misunderstood, good at reverse psychology (or AM i?), kinda indecisive (well, not really, sorta), and very unpredicta(BOO!). In the right light, at certain angles, at a distance, with the right amount of sedatives, I'm not monumentally ugly. Best (or worst) of all, I am genuine. I am myself. I'm pretty good at it. Oh, and I don't want to brag, but I have a car. Woot woo! Oh, and I do own my own home.
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GiovannyOffline
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 50-60
Things I like: I like the warmth, smell , and sound by the fireplace, a good meal and conversation. I love it when my grandsons see me, yell Poppa, come running, and hug me (for me this is the good stuff). I'm not a gun fanatic or hunter, but like to skeet shoot with my son and friends until my shoulder is sore. Preferences: Blue jeans over suits. Dark chocolate over any other. Rock over country. College sports over pro. Dogs over cats. Anything over paperwork. A real Philly cheesesteak over any known sandwich. Laughing, joking, and playing with children over boring stiff grownups. Beer over wine. I could go on...About me: My natural state leans more to the introvert side, although the people at work would disagree. I can step it up when necessary, and am successful at what I do. I'm kind of handy with tools, benefitted by my father's example. I am fairly fit for my age, have done many boot camp style classes over the last few years, and run to supplement. About you: I'm cautiously optimistic, so probably the most important thing for me is to find a friend with the possibility of more. You will be kind hearted and treat others with respect. You smile readily, laugh without reservation, and can laugh at yourself. You are adventurous and lean more toward the extrovert side (to offset me). You are physically fit, emotionally stable, and not a wacked out nut case (seriously, lol). To go beyond friendship, I think the elusive chemistry thing necessary... and yes, besides appearance, I find intellect essential to attraction...
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SeptemberOffline
Man. 54 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 51-61
This is the box where everyone is good looking, happy and seriously looking or as I call it the "little box o' lies". Ok, let's be real, at our age we have experience and some road mileage. I'm a bicycling advocate and participate in many of the cycling events, the same is true with motorcycling and yes that pretty teal scooter is mine.If you can not spell or string together a complete sentence or you think 2 and 4, and U and B are words we will definitely NOT be a match. I loath lazy english. THE SAME WITH TYPING IN ALL UPPERCASE. If you voted for Obama and admit it in public we will never get along.Let's skip a bunch of nonsense and just meet for a few minutes, eyeball each other and have a chat. I'm good for 3 ***, then I am through. I'm here to meet someone and GET OFF of here, not send endless *** weather and flower growth,I do not talk on the phone, I do it all day and when I'm done for the day I never answer it. I do not give out my number to people I have not met. Step up and sound off, Let's get this show rolling, I don't bite.I do NOT date cigarette smokers or anti gun nuts, I carry a firearm everywhere, everyday. I have no patience for friends of Bill W. Bunch of crybaby whiners that substitute coffee and cigarettes for alcohol, re telling drinking stories. pathetic losers.Other than that everything else is ok. ***friendly. I go to church every Sunday and have a strong faith, I've been at the same church my entire life.I am not a Bible thumper, in fact I regularly cheese off Bible thumpers. I have no qualms about moving, I'll pack up and go with the right woman without hesitation. However you all seem to be a bunch of chickens trying to figure out how to get across the road. Remember these words...."Everything is better with BACON" and chocolate, and bacon and chocolate together is heavenly.Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was Bacon on the other side.Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?to get tho the same side,I am on a quest for the ultimate cheeseburger from little mom and pop diners made with meat from a local butcher the quest must naturally be pursued on the motorcycle. I do not eat at chain restaurants, only locally owned family operated establishments. OH, if you list yourself as a non smoker you may want to not post pics of yourself SMOKING! Step out of the bathroom and have a friend take your picture for you, SMILE, look happy. Duck lips,,,,JUST STOP DOING IT. So many sour faced bitter women that don't smile, you will never get a date, nobody wants to go out with a grouch.Google has eliminated the need to ask questions, use it, embrace it.If your profile is a list of TV shows you watch and bands you like, we will not get along.Stop the YOLO crap, You LIVE every day you only Die once.I hate clowns, always have always willI do not trust people without pets.I am not a fan of zoo's, they make me sad.;Borrow" Second date, we get married in Vegas Naturally by Elvis, and open a roadside bacon and soup restaurant with no tables, chairs or spoons. We'll call it "Hand soup for you"