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AhearnOffline
Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52
DWM in dead-end job seeks hostile woman for tepid sex and future divorce.-righteous indignation. Everything I need to know about life I got from watching Gilligan's Island. I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. I love to give compliments that prominently display my gender stereo-types. I win arguments by bursts of irrational shouting like I see from the talking heads on TV every day. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, arguing constantly with supposedly authoritative references that can not be easily verified, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes. I'm 44, but look 52 and feel 67. It would be awesome if I won't hear after our date that you were rated "E" for everyone. It would be nice to be able to bounce thoughts and idea off someone who isn't wearing an aluminum reflector hat. I am looking for a good time and a few laughs that have nothing to do with your overreaction to something.YOU: You are a man-hating, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and lots of expectations. Over time you will blame me and grow hostile when I don't fulfill every need you've ever had. Bonus points if you just finished dating every guy in town but now want to take it slow with me. My perfect date would include getting drunk in a sh*ty bar while you make-out with seedy old drunks, followed by a loud screaming match and culminating in a glass-bottle blow to the head - yours or mine, it doesn't really matter. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that leaves me filled with regret and dread but prefer a long-term, spirit crushing descent into booze and pills. Age unimportant, but I often condescend to women under 20 and rehash mother issues with women over 48. Once you get past the self-deprecating humor, you will soon learn that I'm a raging egomaniac. Nah, that's not true, either. How do you just say that you're a nice, successful guy looking to share his life with his future soul mate? I guess that would do it. I'm the proud dad of a eleven-year-old boy and my ex wife and I have been amicably divorced for two and a half years now. I'm drama free and excited to meet some good people on here. Friendship is not at all out of the question. It's welcomed. I'm not married to my work, and even when I was actually married, I found time for other things that were important like family, friends, traveling, dinners in and out and sports. Things are different now, but I look forward to taking some chances and seeing who's out there. If you want to laugh... be respected...Enjoy good times.... travel a bit... and simply have fun...then contact ME !!Serious replies only, please. Things that make you go hmmmm!
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JermaineOffline
Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52
I'm looking for girls who like boys that dig girls who like men...Seriously I love to laugh and make other people laugh, I'm a bit off the wall, I'm a dad and I love it, I'm affectionate, I sleep on the right side of the bed..always have, I love pizza and steak, I like to workout..in spells, I enjoy hanging out with my friends and family, I absolutely love music..regardless of the setting or my mood there's always a song that fits or soothes me, I enjoys storms thunder and snow, I like to grocery shop, I'm creative but rarely have time to indulge in making music or painting etc...which leads me to dull moments I actually crave them these days and if I could string a couple together well that's why I'm here looking for someone to share them with. You must know..I'm fairly recently separated and I have been out with a few ladies in the recent months and have learned that I'm not looking for something heavy and serious right now but rather just looking for people to hang out with have fun and enjoy each other’s company. I'm not saying I'm not capable of a serious relationship but right now that's not what I'm looking for as I'm still adjusting to my life’s changes. I realize however that there's someone out there that's just going to floor me when I meet them and make everything that I just said sound so ridiculous. Play safe and have fun. :) Dinner and drinks, drinks and dinner, just drinks, hiking, arm wrestling, naked twister..I'm game for most anything.
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SorenOffline
Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52
I have 2 children that live with me . What scares women about a man that has kids living with him ? I do not have drama in my life and do not want any. I would like to meet someone and we can see where it goes . I enjoy sports , movies , beach or just being outdoors I like going out to dinner and doing something fun . Doesnt have to always be a planned thing somtimes its just fun to do it. I want someone where its fun whether u are out shopping or at the beach or out at dinner no matter what we are doing we both love being together.I hope to find someone that we both are excited and can't wait til we see each other. Just dont waste my time or yours if kids are a problem because they are first on my list and no one takes that spot . I know how to treat a lady. The person u care about should always know you care about them. The little things matter. A text good morning! Plan a nite out for the lady . And so on ! Please can someone tell me why all u ladies say u want a man that knows how to treat a lady and u are tired of being treated bad. But when one comes along u cannot handle it . I am honest, Caring and I dont mind letting someone know i care . I do not cheat ! I am not a liar and I do not play games. I am funny,playful,and enjoy doing different things. I dont concern my self with age because a number means nothing . I have a house a car and all the furnishing in it . I have a JOB! I live a normal life . Almost every profile on here that i read says "you want a good guy" well here he is!!!! So where are you? Hope to hear from you ! I would like to go to dinner and go some where to walk around and talk or just sit somewhere to talk preferably being outside on a warm evening .