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TimmyOnline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
Other than "Blondes who play the base", this has to be the best photo on *** can I say, they had me at HERRO ;-pNow imagine those little guys singing the following song, along with a cute blonde playing the base, an open bar, and me in charge of the remote… well, I’d think that heaven DOES damn well *** who am I kidding? Where am I going to find a cute blonde?...I guess you can always ‘Try’. But hey, let’s face it. I don’t think I’m getting anywhere closer to THOSE ‘’ anytime soon, am I now? (Just having to fight through 'security', and the crowds of adoring fans, it's exhausting!) *** just wrote a killer new profile: funny and engaging, profound and inspiring; an epic poem really; the kind that would make you one day gather all your great-grandchildren around and tell them all about it, with the hope that they in turn would tell this epic tale to their future generations, and so on, and so on. Unfortunately, I forgot to hit the damn ‘Update’ button, and now that AMAZING profile is lost forever. Sickening, I know. The world’s a lesser place for it now, believe me. [sigh]Oh well, you can always tell them about my Interests ;-)...I chose Princess from the “personality in one word” pull-down menu; looks like Jackass has been trademarked. :-S...I think the majority of people on meetville (and in society at large) need to “grow a pair”, whichever respective 'pair' that may be - and for some on HERE I do stop and wonder. :-/With respect to the online venue… Well, keyboard, monitor and mouse, smartphones and apps - along with social networking sites like this - are all wonderful tools for connection, but, be wary of illusions, ‘elisions’ and artful elusions. I know I am :-)!! The best advice when online dating (and good advice for life in general): "Don't let the fools build you up. Don't let the b*stards grind you down." Don't let the numbers mislead you. And most importantly… Beware of ‘All Things Shiny’. The question is … Are you? What the hell else are we going to do? We're getting our heads shaved of course! You are joining our 'commune', aren't you? [I'll have you know that you are legally bound, once I get an agreement to meet either verbally or in text. So yeah, you might wanna say goodbye to the loved ones, it’s kind of a commitment.]Actually, this season I’m proud to say we’ll all be donning cornrows; both as a team-building exercise, and you know, to get in the spirit of the holidays. ;-p--
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NebuchadnezzarOnline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
Back on the site for a third attempt! All of the women I met have been great, just not for me. I am monogamous so every time I find someone I delete my profile and end up starting from scratch again. Im very honest sometimes possibly. Very shy and usually takes a bit for me to warm up, omce im there though ill talk quite a bit. Also horrible at the small het to know you talk..yes its not a selling point but its honest. I'm looking to find someone that wants to be with me but not smother me.I love to go for walks, spend time people watching, listening to music, relaxing at home with my pup, watching the jays, whatever I'm easy. I've travelled quite a bit for work, know where I'd like to go back to with someone so I can share with. Looking for that someone that puts the spark back into life and to *** It should be someone to compliment myself, not complicate things. I have to confess my guilty pleasure is 80s music so beware of the hair! Lol. I try and be an open book, but am shy until I get to know someone. If you have a question ask away! I won't bite until the second date! Something casual see if there's interest for more. Drinks, Ice Cream and walk, something easy.
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KaedenOnline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
Hello everyone, if you stumbled upon my profile then this might be your lucky day! Not in that way .. you know what mean ! ;) .. I meant you actually met someone worthwhile , and someone who is serious in finding a decent girl . It's not easy finding that right person , and I'm sure men have the same problems as women do , so hopefully we can make a connection and see where this might go.I'm not traditional or old fashioned , so i'm not that typical closed minded person. I'm open to all nationalities and cultures . I never judge anyone before getting to know them first. I do have a full time job and do have a place of my own . I'm very independent , I do cook and clean but it's kinda boring eating alone and cooking for one most of the time . I try to eat as healthy as possible but I'm a sucker for desert. I exercise on a regular basis, and always enjoyed sports when I was younger. I pretty much liked every sport out there, 2 years of kickboxing, swimming, hockey, and weight training. I enjoy watching sports as well, and like hanging out with friends and just having a few beers and a few laughs . I'm an active person who likes to try everything at least once . I love spending time with my nephews and neice on the weekends , and hopefully start a family of my own one day . I'm a very patient person, I hardly get stressed out . What I'm looking for in a person is someone classy, elegant, funny , polite and just someone positive and loves life . I think I'm a very positive person who knows how to have a good time, and looking for the same quality in my partner. I really don't like people who stereotype, pre -judge someone before they get to know them , especially gold diggers or women that are looking for that ***office kinda guy. There are still some decent guys out there, and if you can't see that or don't like my pics or my profile , then what can I say ..it's really too bad... you could always chat with someone else that's either married, has a gf, or just wants to have a F**K friend on the side :) Ciao ciao ..... A walk along the beach in Barbados... kidding.. a glass of wine and a decent conversation will do! :)