SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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ConnieOnline
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 50-60
OK ladies let's try the standard pick up lines; let's see - Hmmm shopping in NY City (no their last boy friend's idea of shopping was walmart. - that won't work). Romantic walk on the beach? NO - NG I got bit by the jellyfish last time and couldn't stop crying in front of her! I am so CONFUSED! Gawd I don't know what to do! I am half italian and half jewish - I don't KNOW IF I SHOULD STEAL IT OR BUY IT WHOLESALE! Don't you JUST LOVE A FREAKING SALE? If you read this far at least drop me a line and tell me you thought this was funny! I would like to meet an attractive lady who likes boating, beach and shopping. In any order! Ohhhhh ya she should be attractive and in good shape and younger than I am. If she is older than me and has loads of $$$$ that's OK also - she can be a SugarGrandma! LOL. I apologize in advance if I don't respond. Evidently many find this funny and they write me like crazy! AMAZING! Sometimes I get several hundred pounds of women in a few hours! LOL Thanks! Don't get discouraged. Let's say. You weigh ***lbs or more. Just hook up with a friend who is 300lb plus and then offer yourselves as a PAIR! 2 fives = 10! LOL.all kidding aside - i am very healthy and count that as my main blessing every day. I stay in very good shape and i am told that i can be funny as #$it at times. I am looking for a long term relationship. My friends tell me i am a hopeless romantic? what do you think? lets do something fun! forget all the normal stuff like starbucks etc. that is more like an interview. lets get crazy! lets have a sleep over! a real picnic in bed with drinks and foods and champagne! that's a first date! lmao! hahaha
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JarodOnline
Man. 55 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 52-62
Good hearted man who would like to find a lady that can laugh at life. Someone who can see the humor everyday has to offer and how sometimes you just don't have control about what happens. Been there, done that, trust me, I know from personal experience. Not over the road in a big rig but as a delivery driver for RV's from the factories to dealerships. So I guess you could say I'm well traveled. Someday I'll make it back up there. I also was a delivery driver for a wholesale automotive parts supply company for several years. Always have enjoyed traveling and hope to find someone that likes to venture out into the world too. Bought a motorcycle last year so I'm back into bikes again after several years without one. Even if we don't click, it's always nice to meet a new friend. Have a great day and hope to hear from you.
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TattedgingerOnline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 19-39
I am a conceited arrogant prick. I can also be the most sincere, thoughtful, gentleman you meet. I believe life is all about taking chances and meeting new people, experiencing new things, and having your perceptions altered. I know you want that guy that holds he door for you every time and perfect around your parents. We'll see the thing is I'd more likely give you a flat tire while you walk on the side walk and laugh as you stumble. I hope you're the chick that laughs as you do the same and I end up hitting the sidewalk. I know you want some fancy dinner where talk about the amazing life we both see ourselves going after in life, but i'd rather sit on a tailgate, eat Jack n the Box tacos and watch a movie at the outdoor theatre... If you're the type who just looks at pictures to decide who you will talk to, that's great; I can be just as one-dimensional as you. If you actually read profiles that's cool, too; I love conversation. Having a type that you like isn't a bad thing, but the ability to see someone for all that they are is worth gold. Please don't waste my time if you're still "figuring out what you want" or any of that BS. You need to know you want me and be up front if you don't. I don't respond to games. I'm mature enough to walk away and I hope you are, too. I love music of all sorts. I'll get down with whatever's good. I've got my tastes but I'm not a snob. I like The Beatles as much as I do Killswitch Engage, however I hate the Black Eyed Peas. You should to. If you don't need a drunken night of karaoke to loosen up and you can laugh at sharing embarrassing stories over a cold pint, then we might get along. My ideal is someone who can be happy wrapping up in a blanket and watching a redbox, or even just hitting up Westgate to watch drunk people stagger out front. If you've made it to the bottom and maybe you're thinking "hah, that was different than most I've read on here", remember I'm on here to meet people. Take a chance and message me. Oh and if not, then kick rocks... Lol