SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Ignacia
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Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
WHITE WOMENFirst date: You get to kiss her goodnight.Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.Third date: You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position.IRISH WOMENFirst Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.ITALIAN WOMENFirst Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and meatballs.Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3-carat ring.5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought of having sex.6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.JEWISH WOMENFirst Date: You get dynamite head.Second Date: You get more great head.Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.CHINESE WOMENFirst date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner, but nothing happens.Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen.INDIAN WOMENFirst date: Meet her parents.Second date: Set the date of the wedding.Third date: Wedding night.BLACK WOMENFirst Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.Third Date: You get to pay her rent.Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.MEXICAN WOMENFirst Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.Second Date: She's pregnant.Third Date: She moves in...The POINT?DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN? (IM FRENCH & NATIVE. NOT IRISH :P )
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Joyce
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Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 22-32
First my faith, and god are very important to me. I try to make god my first priority in life. With that being said, if you're looking for a hook up keep fishin. I'm adventurous and love the outdoors. I also enjoy dancing despite the fact im not very graceful. To see If anyone actually reads this mention your favorite color if you message me lol. I'm definitely an animal lover. I listen to any type of music. I will keep this short and sweet. My motto in life is if you're not laughing you're not living, so major bonus points if you can make me laugh. I don't have *** so don't be offended or think I am *** Surprise me!!
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Kaci
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Woman. 22 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-29
I’m not on here to play games and expect the same. I\'m truly interested in meeting someone to see where things may go. Someone who is ready to settle down, and wants to build it together.